Epilepsy Humor

The story image is that as a joke. Not everything has to be reported. Some of the following are extremely dark... If you are easily offended, this article is NOT for you.

I'm starting with that as an additional warning that some of these are really messed up and I love them for that reason.

That happens every single time I drop something. Not just in the shower but it's most common there. Sometimes I just started singing even louder than I already do. Dead giveaway that I'm perfectly fine... physically, that is.

Thats what an electroencephalagram (EEG) feels like. It's great. 😂

I am definitely like that... I'll ask someone what they said and then it registers after they repeat two words. It is probably annoying to those around me. 😂

Wait... am I supposed to remember stuff about myself?

I will seize whatever day I want to. Maybe I want it to be a Tuesday..

I'm both amused and embarrassed that I have done this a few times. One time I splashed it on my face not realizing that it wasn't pills. I have since changed how I take my medicine slightly. Epilepsy has taken it's toll on my brain registering what I am doing.

Only all the time... I get distracted by random thoughts about everything else except what the person's name is. I then pretend I just didn't hear with some total bullshit excuse. That has never failed me... yet.

While the sign is accurate, the fact that Frosty the Snowman has a dick made me laugh. Of course I made an awful joke in the comments section of that post... "At least if he tries anything during a seizure, I'll know because he'll be missing something."

It always is. It does a great job of catching me... Painfully.

I have had that issue so many times. I stare at the bottle not knowing what to do. I wonder if it looks funny from the outside...

I am unable to legally drive so why should I know directions?

People have gotten annoyed at me for that one. My mind goes in one direction and then seven other stories get dragged into the main story that I was trying to tell from the start.

I thought I was possessed already? I thought exorcisms because of people having seizures were because of people being possessed? (Yes I know that's not true but exprcisms used to be done on those with epilepsy.)

This could be a fun (and funny) craft to make. I definitely have enough pill bottles to make it... Maybe I will?

This bothers my parents so much! I will say one word and then, "I forgot what I was going to say." They hate it so much.

Every. Single. Day. I suddenly remember the one important thing I needed to do the day before when it is the most inconvenient. I always try to laugh it off though.

I am unsure of if I actually am intelligent but I have been told I am (mainly while I was growing up). I am the worst person ever at articulating stuff when it is necessary though. That drives everyone crazy. "What are you saying?" "I don't know. I can picture it but can't put it into words."

This isn't true for 80s songs but 2000-2010 songs, absolutely! (I was just born in 2000, so it's what I grew up with.)

This is how I feel, given that everyone I knew in high school is married, in a long term relationship, or has children. I don't want kids but I also don't want to be alone. My meds are my several true loves. 😂

That IS my professional way of saying it. My doctors have heard it before.

It really does look and feel like being probed by aliens.

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There will be more to this messed up humor series of other things that if I don't joke about, I'll cry.