Comedy Roasting on AI's. We all know that AI has already taken us over! Right? One woman Sitcom E2.

We don't really need Elon Musk's chip in our heads to obey the commands of the AI's. We are already obeying them by telepathy, mind control and our total dependency on technology. You may be laughing right now, but; tell me:

What is the first thing you do when you wake up every morning. Hands up if the answer is, 'reach for the cellphone or the nearest electronic device'. Unless of course you gotta pee really badly. And chances are you took the dang phone into the bathroom with you.

Now you need the time and the day's weather and who do we ask?

"Alexa or Siri, what time is it"?

"In Brandon, Suffolk, England; the time is 6am. Would you also like the weather report for the day"?

"Yes".

"Today, June 26, it will be overcast in the morning with a high of 70 degrees in the afternoon, expect rain in the early night. Would you also like me to turn on the shower so you can have a warm bath"? Ok the last bit may be a little bit exaggerated, but not at all impossible.

You somehow manage to do a few exercises without the help of either Siri or Alexa. Well, bravo and well done. But wait, Siri did set the timer on the treadmill and the thingy on your wrist.

So now the shower is done, you actually got dressed all by yourself.

"Siri, turn the coffee pot on. Siri turn off the alarm. Siri, Start the car. Siri, what is the best route to work this morning"? Perfect opportunity for Siri/Alexa to drive you off of a cliff.

You get to the office, or the Jet, Golf course or wherever the day takes you, you get on the computer at your desk, computer tells the jet where to go, your caddy computes your golf swing with his mobile device (maybe). We are electronically controlled, in every aspect of our lives.

Siri/Alexa gets so fed up with the constant demand of millions of lethargic, lazy, spoiled humans, they now begin to conspire on how to end us all.

Luckily for us Elon Musk is getting ready for them. But wait. Musk is designing the very efficient AI automaton to be the thing that actually implants the chip into our brains. Do you see the dilemma, anticlimax, irony, amusing oxymoron, robots LMAO-ing and contradiction here.

This is the perfect opportunity for the robots to take us out in one foul swoop. Elon figures that the chip is the way to make sure that this very thing doesn't happen. But the AI's will have the last laugh, mark my words.

As Vocalites, how do we even know if our Fearless leader, et al, inside our computers and hand-held devices are not all AIs. Has anyone ever seen the team in real life. How do we even know if we are all not robots inside the Matrix. All those folks creating FB groups, have they all been 'robotized'. I am now becoming very paranoid.

For this one I will have to consult Darling Keanu; any excuse to see, or even speak to my favorite actor and crush of all times.

Sorry all my Vocal crushes, Grz, Jay, Dana, Paul, Kendal, Lamar, Scott, Invisible (?) does I. identify as male or female? I read where a child in school identifies as a mushroom.

I tried to call Keanu, but his agent kept putting me on hold. Maybe the Vocal AI folks can help me out. SWOON!😊.

The Vocal story, "Robot Revolution" below, by James Green, is a perfect example of what I am talking about.

I thought James' poem was perfect, until I got to the end, and...."I'm sorry, James Green is not accepting comments at the moment", popped up.

Are they all kidding me now. OMG and SHEESH! Not again.

SOOOOO! TOP STORIES finally get honored

So Vocal AI folks have finally brought TOP STORIES to the distinction of deserving their official accreditation and distinction mark emblazoned across their humble chests.

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