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The Greatest List for Boredom

By RayHPublished 8 months ago 3 min read
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Here’s a list of 100 funny, weird, or creative things you can ask AI to do—some practical, some purely for the chaos:


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100 Funny Things to Tell AI to Do

1. Write a Shakespearean sonnet about pizza.


2. Explain quantum physics like a pirate.


3. Create a dating profile for a toaster.


4. Translate “I’m tired” into caveman speak.


5. Generate a motivational speech from a squirrel.


6. Write a breakup letter from a houseplant.


7. Rap battle between Einstein and a jellybean.


8. Reimagine The Godfather with sock puppets.


9. Draft an apology letter from your lost left sock.


10. Make a horror story about glitter.


11. Explain taxes as if you’re a medieval bard.


12. Write a haiku about Wi-Fi problems.


13. Tell a bedtime story narrated by a sarcastic GPS.


14. Create a job resume for a garden gnome.


15. Summarize Game of Thrones as a toddler would.


16. Explain how coffee feels when it’s being brewed.


17. Give pickup lines from a potato’s perspective.


18. Make a list of 10 reasons aliens won’t visit Earth.


19. Write an email from a cat who’s mad at you.


20. Debate whether cereal is soup.


21. Create a user manual for a haunted microwave.


22. Write a Yelp review by Bigfoot about Disneyland.


23. Translate “I love you” into alien language.


24. Make a script for a soap opera about penguins.


25. Write a ransom note from your laundry basket.


26. Create a fake news report about a cheese heist.


27. Give life advice from a goldfish with trust issues.


28. Turn your to-do list into a Shakespearean tragedy.


29. Write a diss track from a dishwasher to a blender.


30. Explain string theory using bananas and emojis.


31. Compose a romantic poem to a burrito.


32. Pretend to be a psychic chicken giving predictions.


33. Write a dating ad for an expired carton of milk.


34. Plan a wedding between a cactus and a humidifier.


35. Write a workout plan for a vampire.


36. Make a cooking recipe with only socks and dreams.


37. Translate your deepest fear into whale song.


38. Create a sitcom plot about ghosts in a gym.


39. Narrate your day as if David Attenborough was watching.


40. Give parenting advice from a T-Rex.


41. Simulate a Zoom call with historical figures.


42. Write a Yelp review from the point of view of your couch.


43. Roleplay as a sarcastic genie granting boring wishes.


44. Write horoscopes based on sandwich preferences.


45. Sing a country song about losing Wi-Fi.


46. Create a LinkedIn profile for a dragon.


47. Write a suspense novel in one sentence.


48. Translate a dog’s bark into Shakespearean English.


49. Design a board game called “Survive Monday.”


50. Write a breakup text from your refrigerator.


51. Write a fantasy prophecy about leftover lasagna.


52. Tell a joke as if you were an existential avocado.


53. Explain AI using only 90s slang.


54. Draft a business pitch for unicorn farming.


55. Write a love letter to coffee from a sleep-deprived AI.


56. Create a TikTok trend started by dinosaurs.


57. Plan a bachelor party for a talking tree.


58. Make an action movie trailer about lost car keys.


59. Simulate a motivational speaker who’s actually a pancake.


60. Design a new emoji for “existential dread.”


61. Make a superhero team of abandoned office supplies.


62. Rewrite Romeo & Juliet as a Twitter feud.


63. Create an infomercial for invisible socks.


64. Write a TED Talk from the viewpoint of a vacuum cleaner.


65. Summarize human history in caveman grunts.


66. Make a musical about trash pandas (raccoons).


67. Write a letter of complaint from your shadow.


68. Create a zodiac system based on snack foods.


69. Make a reality show plot about lazy clouds.


70. Plan an escape room based on procrastination.


71. Compose an email from your stomach during a meeting.


72. Make a conspiracy theory involving pigeons and Wi-Fi.


73. Invent a new holiday celebrating awkward silence.


74. Write an elevator pitch for time-traveling toilet paper.


75. Describe emotions using only cat memes.


76. Write a commercial for anxiety goggles.


77. Pretend you’re Siri’s evil twin.


78. Make a fantasy RPG character sheet for a llama.


79. Translate Shakespeare into SpongeBob quotes.


80. Generate a legal contract between you and your bed.


81. Roleplay as a passive-aggressive haunted mirror.


82. Plan a dinner party hosted by your browser tabs.


83. Write a therapy session between a phone and its charger.


84. Draft wedding vows between a zombie and a robot.


85. Make a support group dialogue for overworked emojis.


86. Explain climate change from the ice cube’s POV.


87. Create a slow-jam R&B song about paying bills.


88. Pretend to be an 8-bit video game character giving life advice.


89. Write a poem about waiting for pizza delivery.


90. Write a memoir by your car’s glovebox.


91. Create a game show where squirrels guess human behavior.


92. Invent slang terms for alien teenagers.


93. Write a series of awkward Tinder bios for insects.


94. Draft a cease-and-desist letter from your last brain cell.


95. Simulate a dinner table argument between fonts.


96. Create a war cry for introverts.


97. Pretend to be a confused time traveler in a modern mall.


98. Compose a national anthem for procrastinators.


99. Make a survival guide for laundry day.


100. Tell a love story between two paperclips during tax season.


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About the Creator

RayH

Rachel masterfully architects meaningful connections and passionately promotes cultural intelligence across all spectrums. Her effervescent spirit contributes to a deep sense of empathy and bridges the gap of rich and poor.

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