a president and dinner

President Bill Clinton walks into a restaurant and is seated at one of the finest tables. As he is looking at the menu the waitress walks over to him and says "Mr. President, what would you like?" "How about a quickie?" he says as he is looking her over. Angerly she slaps him across the face and storms away. The secret service agent sitting next to him says "Sir, I believe it's pronounced QUICHE." Sir not quickie as he walked out of the lavish restaurant back to his limo as everyone looked in shock and awe after he was told to leave he said to agent 2 that all I wanted was a simple quiche awe man now I’m hungry wow have I really did this time guess the next time I will just ask the agents to order for me so I won’t mess up next time come to ihop oh dear bill chuckled lil bit after arriving back In his office after the incident earlier with the waitress hitting him later a agent suggested that he possibly have the kitchen staff prepare a quiche at home next time to avoid the same mistake at ihop that made earlier at the fancy dinner place the next day bill sat out to try another fancy restaurant and it happened again another waitress threw glass of water on him bill replied man what is going on I don’t understand that’s the way you say quiche isn’t it again the agent replied no Mr Clinton I’m afraid you got it wrong again once more it’s pronounced quiche not quickie sir bill sighed in frustration again guess I will never get that broccoli quickie after all again bill left hungry frustrated wandering where to go to get that perfect broccoli quiche with out getting slapped each time by the waitress or waiter bill sat on the curb after being kicked out of the new fancy restaurant le eiefel stating I just have to find place where they don’t slap as much every time u let me have a broccoli quickie with coffee as bill cried on the edge of the sidewalk the agent said Mr president what if took you Andean most exclusive place in town bill said in a sad voice ok well as they headed to andiamo he stated what if it happens again then I will never get my quiche aww man as they arrived inside bill was taken to the banquet private room he was seated promptly the waitress began his drink order then came back to take his order again it happened he asked for broccoli quickie instead of broccoli quiche the waitress threw a punch this time instead of a slap again bill was with out his broccoli quiche the secret service agent said next time im doing the ordering Mr president to save you from getting hit again bill tried at another restaurant later that week called di amatos again bill arrived was given the best seat near the window in the banquet area of the restaurant he was promptly seated the waiter asked him what would he like to order after he brought the drinks he proceeded to order but his agent stopped him and ordered the quiche him self this time this time seem the charm and the president was spared a slapped this time and finally got his prized broccoli quiche bill was so happy and excited finally he got his broccoli quickie and didn’t get kicked out this time as he ate his food he showed a very big smile the end