WE MEN! NEED SEX? Really??
Does anyone? Really?

WE MEN!
NEED SEX?
Really??
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Does anyone? Really?
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They say that,
"Men have Needs".
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The Incel lot on one side and every poke of every third bit of commercial marketing on the other side tells us that we males do.
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A huge amount of our infrastructure and worldwide cultures are built on these shaky foundations.
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And it is fundamentally wrong.
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I do not mean morally wrong.
I mean it is an incorrect fact.
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(Don't get me wrong, I am a sexual liberal, not a prude.)
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BUT
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Sex is NOT a "NEED",
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For a species as a whole, then obviously, yes.
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But for the individual?
It never has been!
EVER!
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Water, Food and Shelter are all Needs!
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No one has ever died from celibacy!
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Sex is needed about as much 'needed' for personal survival as TV or Computer games are!
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Yes, it is a bit crap to live without it, but you can adapt!
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It always pisses me off when a certain type of Male
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(Looking at all the Incel's, with cold rage in my soul out there!)
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Justify their abhorrent behaviour because they claim that their merely strong desire for sex is somehow some sort of medical need, so, therefore, they have a human right to it!
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(According to their own tailored, twisted, definition of what a counts as a fellow 'Human')
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(Yes celibacy does have certain "medical" side effects, such as a suppressed immune system, <among others>. BUT only to a far more mild extent than certain groups would like to acknowledge!)
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If you like eating Junk food and to have a decent drink once in a while or prefer a couch instead of taking a jog or any long walks...
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Then these things would be far more harmful than mere celibacy ever could be!
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I am sure that there are those that will scream at me now saying…
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“Typical Mangina Beta male way of thinking”
“Not like a real man!”
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Is it just me?
Or is every time some twat starts spouting on about "Beta Males"
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The very first thing you think,
Is that they cannot possibly be the so-called "Alpha Males” that they say they are...
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Otherwise, they would not be trying to constantly emasculate other people on social media,
They would be out in the woods wrestling a 750 Lb bear with their bare hands instead!
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I suspect, but obviously can not possibly be sure,
That any REAL “Alpha Male” would never go around referring and implying to total strangers on the internet that they are a so-called “Alpha Male”
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Because I reckon, a REAL “Alpha Male” would have more self-confidence than that.
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I am pretty sure, (Although feel free to prove me wrong)
That Men Such as
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Dwayne Johnson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, David Bautista and Jason Momoa,
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Have NEVER called themselves an “Alpha Male”, with a straight face.
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And I am also pretty sure no one who has ever won any significant military medals has ever called themselves that either.
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Not that any of that crap has any validity at all.
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It is taking a wolf pack analogy and totally misunderstanding the reality of wolf pack dynamics and behaviour as observed in real animal behavioural science!
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But I will take a wild unfounded guess and assume that for those sorts of “people”, real facts and reading are “not their thang!”
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But just curious,
What do you think a "Beta Male" means to them?
Exactly?
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Because if their version of being an "Alpha Male" means being anything like my wife-beating dad (genetic not names sake),
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Then I will happily be a Beta,
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HELL!
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I would much rather be "Delta" than anything like that bastard!
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About the Creator
Ross E Fortune Lombardi
Writer and Artist.
A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!
Mutare non est meum
Cantus moriar
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