Humans logo

WE MEN! NEED SEX? Really??

Does anyone? Really?

By Ross E Fortune LombardiPublished 5 years ago 3 min read

WE MEN!

NEED SEX?

Really??

.

Does anyone? Really?

.

They say that,

"Men have Needs".

.

The Incel lot on one side and every poke of every third bit of commercial marketing on the other side tells us that we males do.

.

A huge amount of our infrastructure and worldwide cultures are built on these shaky foundations.

.

And it is fundamentally wrong.

.

I do not mean morally wrong.

I mean it is an incorrect fact.

.

(Don't get me wrong, I am a sexual liberal, not a prude.)

.

BUT

.

Sex is NOT a "NEED",

.

For a species as a whole, then obviously, yes.

.

But for the individual?

It never has been!

EVER!

.

Water, Food and Shelter are all Needs!

.

No one has ever died from celibacy!

.

Sex is needed about as much 'needed' for personal survival as TV or Computer games are!

.

Yes, it is a bit crap to live without it, but you can adapt!

.

It always pisses me off when a certain type of Male

.

(Looking at all the Incel's, with cold rage in my soul out there!)

.

Justify their abhorrent behaviour because they claim that their merely strong desire for sex is somehow some sort of medical need, so, therefore, they have a human right to it!

.

(According to their own tailored, twisted, definition of what a counts as a fellow 'Human')

.

(Yes celibacy does have certain "medical" side effects, such as a suppressed immune system, <among others>. BUT only to a far more mild extent than certain groups would like to acknowledge!)

.

If you like eating Junk food and to have a decent drink once in a while or prefer a couch instead of taking a jog or any long walks...

.

Then these things would be far more harmful than mere celibacy ever could be!

.

I am sure that there are those that will scream at me now saying…

.

“Typical Mangina Beta male way of thinking”

“Not like a real man!”

.

Is it just me?

Or is every time some twat starts spouting on about "Beta Males"

.

The very first thing you think,

Is that they cannot possibly be the so-called "Alpha Males” that they say they are...

.

Otherwise, they would not be trying to constantly emasculate other people on social media,

They would be out in the woods wrestling a 750 Lb bear with their bare hands instead!

.

I suspect, but obviously can not possibly be sure,

That any REAL “Alpha Male” would never go around referring and implying to total strangers on the internet that they are a so-called “Alpha Male”

.

Because I reckon, a REAL “Alpha Male” would have more self-confidence than that.

.

.

I am pretty sure, (Although feel free to prove me wrong)

That Men Such as

.

Dwayne Johnson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, David Bautista and Jason Momoa,

.

Have NEVER called themselves an “Alpha Male”, with a straight face.

.

.

And I am also pretty sure no one who has ever won any significant military medals has ever called themselves that either.

.

Not that any of that crap has any validity at all.

.

It is taking a wolf pack analogy and totally misunderstanding the reality of wolf pack dynamics and behaviour as observed in real animal behavioural science!

.

But I will take a wild unfounded guess and assume that for those sorts of “people”, real facts and reading are “not their thang!”

.

But just curious,

What do you think a "Beta Male" means to them?

Exactly?

.

Because if their version of being an "Alpha Male" means being anything like my wife-beating dad (genetic not names sake),

.

Then I will happily be a Beta,

.

HELL!

.

I would much rather be "Delta" than anything like that bastard!

.

satire

About the Creator

Ross E Fortune Lombardi

Writer and Artist.

A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!

Mutare non est meum

Cantus moriar

EMAIL

[email protected]

BLOG:

http://lombot.co.uk

You Tube:

https://www.youtube.com/@Rat_Lombot/featured

Reader insights

Be the first to share your insights about this piece.

How does it work?

Add your insights

Comments

There are no comments for this story

Be the first to respond and start the conversation.

Sign in to comment

    Find us on social media

    Miscellaneous links

    • Explore
    • Contact
    • Privacy Policy
    • Terms of Use
    • Support

    © 2026 Creatd, Inc. All Rights Reserved.