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The Pizza Burp Contest

Hassan's Quest for Free Pizza Takes a Painful Turn

By Obikoya AyomidePublished 3 years ago 3 min read

There was a man named Hassan who was a food lover. He loved to eat all kinds of food, but his favorite was pizza. Hassan would eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day if he could.

One day, he heard about a pizza eating contest at a local fair in his community. The winner would receive a year's worth of free pizza from the local pizzeria. Hassan was excited to participate and show off his love for pizza and he decided to enroll for the contest.

He was so happy on the day of the contest because he would be eating a lot of pizza's that day and he was thirstily waiting for the contest to start. Eventually, the contest started, and Hassan began eating pizza slice after pizza slice. He was determined to win, but as he ate more and more pizza, his stomach started to feel uneasy. He ignored it and kept eating, but soon his stomach was in such distress that he could barely stand up.

Just when Hassan thought he couldn't take it anymore, he let out a loud burp that echoed throughout the fairgrounds. Everyone stopped eating and turned to look at him.

He was mortified, but he tried to play it cool. "Excuse me," he said, grinning sheepishly. "Must have been the carbonation in the soda.", this made everyone in the room to laugh hard.

Needless to say, Bob didn't win the pizza eating contest that day, but he did earn the nickname "Pizza Burp" for the rest of his life.

After the pizza eating contest, Hassan was feeling embarrassed and defeated. He decided to take a break from pizza for a while and try some other foods.

One day, he happened to hear about a new restaurant that served a burger with 20 layers of meat, cheese, and toppings. Hassan couldn't resist the challenge and decided to give it a try.

When the burger arrived at his table, he could barely fit it in his hands. He opened his mouth as wide as he could and took a massive bite, but immediately regretted it. The burger was so big and messy that the toppings and sauce fell all over his face and clothes.

Hassan tried to clean himself up, but it was too late. He had become a walking burger with lettuce and ketchup on his face and cheese melted on his shirt. People were staring and pointing at him.

Determined to finish the burger, Hassan continued to eat, but the more he ate, the messier he became. By the time he finished, he looked like a human garbage can filled with burger scraps and condiments.

As Bob got up to leave, he slipped on a piece of lettuce and fell on the ground, causing his pants to rip and exposing his underwear. Everyone in the restaurant burst out laughing, and he couldn't help but join in.

From that day on, Bob would often visit restaurants to take on the biggest food challenges. He didn't always win, but he always made people laugh with his messy antics.

Despite the unceasing embarrassments, Hassan continued to take on food challenges and gain a following of fans who loved to watch him try new and crazy food feats.

Again, he heard about a restaurant that had a spicy noodle challenge. The challenge was to finish a bowl of noodles that was so spicy it could make grown men cry. With him, being the fearless food lover that he was, decided to give it a try.

As soon as he took the first bite, he knew he was in trouble. The spiciness was so intense that his mouth felt like it was on fire. But Bob was determined to finish the challenge and win.

He continued to eat, but the spiciness became unbearable. His eyes watered, his nose ran, and his face turned red. But with every bite, he got closer to finishing the challenge.

Finally, with only a few bites left, he took a deep breath and shoveled the noodles into his mouth. He finished the challenge, but he was sweating and panting from the heat.

As he looked around the restaurant, he saw people cheering and applauding him. He realized that the joy of food was not just about winning challenges or eating the most but bringing people together and having a good time.

Hassan hurriedly left the restaurant with a newfound appreciation for food and a stomach full of spicy noodles. He continued to eat and explore new foods but with a new perspective on what really mattered.

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About the Creator

Obikoya Ayomide

I love being creative and always finding solutions to every problem around me. Passionate about using technology to solve the world's greatest issues.

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