Quitting smoking

Ah San was a heavy smoker, smoking two packs a day. In addition to the strong smell of cigarettes, his clothes were burned horribly, with numerous holes all over them. Finally, his wife could no longer bear it and gave him a death order, either quit smoking or divorce. Ah San refused to divorce, of course. To quit smoking, you can quit partially. What does it mean to quit partially? This is Ah San's new invention, that is, you can smoke on the balcony instead of in the house, and smoke on the balcony instead of in the toilet. This invention worked at first, but it was discovered by his wife after a while. That day, his wife happened to catch him. Ah San was invincible and swore to break up with cigarettes completely from now on.

It is not easy to quit smoking. On the first day, Ah San resisted until the evening. He was already in tears and snot, and his head was full of the smell of cigarettes. At this time, he had an idea and lied to his wife that he was going to help his colleagues move in the evening and would probably be back in an hour. His wife believed it and agreed without thinking. Ah San was happy now. He quickly slipped to the street, bought a pack of cigarettes, opened it and took a few puffs. It was a summer evening, and the mosquitoes on the street were more powerful than jet planes. Without a sound, they bit Ah San's face hard. In order to hit the mosquito, Ah San slapped himself with a slap. He didn't hit the mosquito, but his ears were buzzing. He cursed fiercely, saying that smoking was not allowed at home, and smoking on the street was also annoying mosquitoes. Is this a way to make people live?

Just after cursing, he saw a movie theater nearby, and Ah San's eyes lit up. Yes, isn't there air conditioning in the movie theater? It's very comfortable to smoke in the movie theater.

Thinking about it, Ah San took out five yuan, bought a ticket, and walked into the movie theater. There were only a few people sitting in the movie theater, and Ah San found an empty seat and sat down. He didn't care what movie was playing, he took out a cigarette and lit one up. After a few puffs, it was bad. The administrator with a red armband came towards Ah San. You know, if you are caught smoking in a movie theater, you will be fined. Ah San is a very smart person. He pressed the lit cigarette against the wooden board of the seat in front of him. According to Ah San's idea, as long as he pressed the cigarette butt on the back of the chair in front of him and refused to admit it, the administrator would have no way to do anything to him.

But things in the world are so coincidental. There was a hole in the wooden board of the chair in front, and Ah San's cigarette butt just happened to be stuffed into that hole. I heard a "Oh my god" in front, and a girl about 20 years old jumped up three feet high. The cigarette butt just burned the girl's butt...

For this incident, Ah San was administratively detained for seven days. Smoking is not allowed in the detention center. After forcing himself to endure for seven days, hey, this cigarette was actually quit.

On the day he was released from prison, Ah San saw a familiar figure, "I'm going to die." Wasn't that figure the girl whose butt was burned by him? They must be here to seek revenge, if not now, when will they run? Ah San turned around and ran without a second thought, but the girl chased him relentlessly, chasing him across two streets. The girl grabbed Ah San and panted, saying, "Master - you - don't run!" Ah San was also anxious, panting and saying incoherently, "Girl, I didn't mean to burn your butt with my cigarette. Besides, I have been in the detention center for seven days just because I burned you. Please let me go. "

The girl apoogized repeatedly after hearing this, "Master, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I came here today mainly to thank you."

When Ah San heard the word "thank you", he was completely confused. It was obviously his cigarette butt that burned someone's butt, but he came to thank him. What was going on?

Seeing Ah San's puzzled face, the girl blushed and told him the whole story. It turned out that the girl had a big boil on her butt, which was very uncomfortable. Because it grew in a private place, she was embarrassed to go to the hospital, so she kept putting it off. That day, she was burned by Ah San's cigarette butt, and after someone took her to the hospital for treatment, the burn was cured, and even the boil was cured. In order to express her gratitude to Master Ah San, she waited for Master Ah San to be released from prison today, because she knew that Ah San liked to smoke, and gave him a pack of Zhonghua cigarettes. Master Ah San looked at the cigarettes in his hand and didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Finally, he couldn't help but quickly opened the cigarettes. He said, "Damn it, I've been hungry in the detention center for a week, so I'll smoke a few cigarettes to satisfy my craving."

In this way, Ah San's smoking addiction has never been eliminated.