Ooh So THIS is what we doing tonight?!

So I’m thinking I’m gonna have a regular night with my friends, house mixer with a few mutuals to make it interesting...And it got interesting REAL QUICK. We’re smoking in the Green Room for a few and start heading downstairs where there’s more space. I invited my sorority sister Faith. She’s originally from Florida and went to a different college but we created a really dope bond since she decided to stay here and move in with her boyfriend, Justin. Faith pulls me to the side as we’re on our way downstairs and says, “Me and my boyfriend like to have a lot of fun”. My ditzy ass is like, “ That’s wassup.” I don’t know what the fuck she’s talking about. I go to walk away and she stops me like “No, I mean we wanna have fun with you. “ 😳 I’m like OH no, no no no no no no no. But I don’t wanna hurt her feelings or embarrass her so I let out a little chuckle and say, “Na, I’m good.” In my head I’m thinking this is the end of that awkward encounter but now she’s following me down the stairs and asking for consolation prizes 🤦🏽‍♀️ “Can it just be you and him and I watch? What about me and you and he watches?” Now I’m getting tight because...like bruh, what the fuck is wrong with you? So I turn around and get in her face and say just loud enough to be stern but not call attention to us “Dawg, no” . I start playing Spades and she sits next to me. That’s fine. I invited her and I’ve had plenty of people try to fuck me and then have a regular night after a good rejection. This was not one of those nights. This girl literally like a five year old keeps asking me the same questions so I start completely ignoring her. She gets on her knees on the floor next to me and continues to do whatever she can to get my attention. I say no words, no acknowledgement at all and now my friends are laughing. It’s creepy. I finish my game and call a cab. I say my goodbyes, all while completely acting like this crazy bitch is Casper and I can’t see her. But who walks in the damn door as I’m tryna walk out....Justin of course. I give him a head nod and head out because fuck outta here at this point. Y’all are fucking nuts. They follow me outside and she’s physically holding onto me not letting me get in the cab. Justin is out side now too and he’s like “Babe, she don’t wanna come! Leave it alone.” This crazy bitch is stilllllllll at it. Now I’m strong and I’m NOT pussy but this girl is a whole MMA fighter and I got shit to do. A broken leg is not the thing for me to deal with right now. So I find a way to get away from her without punching her in the face even though I wanted to so bad 😩 I run in the cab and she catches the door right before it closes. So she’s trying to pu me out the car yelling “Really that’s how you gonna act? That’s what a sorority sister is? Fuck you forever then” I looked at that cab driver who’s in complete shock and say, “PULL TF OFF!” Door open and all. My seatbelt was on though 🤷🏽‍♀️