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No Tea, No Sanity (Part 4)

An influencer’s life falls apart when her best friends fall for her ex.

By Chloe GilholyPublished 5 years ago 3 min read
No Tea, No Sanity (Part 4)
Photo by Svitlana on Unsplash

Abdul approaches us with a smile. "Okay?"

"We're good thanks," I say.

"Just to let you guys know, I'll be closing for a few weeks?"

"Really?" I look around to see how my friends react. Ivy is stunned and says nothing. Agnes looks as if she's going to spit some of her drink out.

Bethany widens her eyes. "Why?"

"I need to fly back home to see my family," Abdul replies with his phone in his hands. "Not seen them in four years."

"Where are you from again?" Bethany asks.

"Well, my father was born in Iran, and my mother is Filipino. I'm the only one from my family that doesn't live in Germany now."

"So you're going to Germany?" I don't know why he doesn't say Germany.

Abdul nods.

I don't know what we're going to do with Friday afternoons when this place closes. I'm not going to have the best tea of my life, and I think I'll miss this place and the atmosphere.

There's one thing that I miss more, though, and that's my Christian. Need to think of something. “Ladies…I need your help.”

“What with?” Ivy puts her phone away. Agnes nods, but is still texting.

“Help me get Christian back.”

“Oh! Why do you want him back for?” Bethany whines. “You cheat on each other, you fight and I can’t even keep track of your relationship anymore.”

“I need him.” I leaned closer to Bethany as I speak. My voice goes deeper with each syllable. They just don’t understand how serious this it. We belong together. “He needs me as much as I need him. He’ll be so lost without me.”

Bethany giggles. “He’s just a typical dude that can’t keep it in his pants.” She screeches all of a sudden and howls in laughter. “Oh my god, look at what this dude’s just sent me.” She turns her phone around.

Ivy is the only one that looks away. “Yeah whatever.”

“It’s smaller than I expected,” Agnes admits, blushing. “Why on earth are his pubes platted?”

Even if Christian shaved it all off, I’d know it was him from the muscular legs.I’ve been down on it. The tattoo on his left thigh is also a giveaway: Venus RIP scribbled above a poodle. He adored Venus, he was never the same after she was put to sleep. “Why is Christian talking to you?”

All eyes were on Bethany who couldn’t find the words to speak.

Agnes breaks the silence. “This is awkward.”

“Because he’s my personal trainer,” Bethany says with a sudden drop in volume.

Abdul strolls over to collect our empty cups. “Any of you ladies like another drink?” We all ask for a chai latte. Abdul knows how I like it, and his place is 50 cents cheaper than Starbucks. I have no idea how I’m going to cope whilst this place is closed. I can spend five hours a day drinking here. “It’s going to be strange not seeing you ladies here every day.”

He wasn’t exaggerating either. This place has been open for ten years. He brews tea and coffee from nine o’clock in the morning till eleven at night. I’m too mean to him demanding my drink to have the every last detail, but that’s just how I am. Nobody is going to make my drinks as wonderful as Abdul. His shop is one of the few that I actually pay for. I’m an influencer so I’m entitled to freebies.

Taking another selfie of myself, I pout to make my lips look fuller. I press my chest together with my free hand to make my breasts look bigger. All the make-up hides the spots, little wrinkles and every ounce of imperfection. My round face can be fixed with a filter. I love how make-up helps me reveal the real me: the pure me. I want the world to see the sparkling princess I was born to be. This is my fairytale, and Christian is my Prince Charming. I want my happily ever after and anyone who gets in my way are wicked demons.

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About the Creator

Chloe Gilholy

I live in Oxfordshire, England. I used to write a lot of fan fiction and mainly just write poetry now. I've been to over 20 countries and written many books. I'm currently working on a horror story called Heavenly Seas.

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