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EIGHT REASONS WHY BEING "SMART" SUCKS TOTAL DONKEY BUTT!

AND IS IT TRUE THAT “MEN ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO INTELLIGENT WOMEN!”??

By Ross E Fortune LombardiPublished 5 years ago 5 min read
Brain Burn!

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EIGHT STEPS TO THE REASONING ON WHY BEING "SMART" SUCKS TOTAL DONKEY BUTT!

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One

IQ is split into ‘Verble’ and ‘non-Verble’ components.

It is Not just one single value.

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Two,

It could be considered as “Vulgar” in polite circles to brag about your IQ

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Three,

As a vulgarian,

I have a “Verble IQ” of 140 and a “Non-verbal” as

(let's just agree to call it Mr Scary number).

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Four,

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Being any sort of Alpha Male archetype and NOT having a high IQ is NOT contingent on each other.

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SIDEBAR

BUT ALSO

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Plus it seems to me that we do not live in a fictitious ‘High school musical” world of “Nerds” and “Jocks”

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Real Life just is not that even and fair.

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You can be a total physical wimp, no good at sports AND still be stupid,

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And

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You can equally be very physically adept AND also have a PhD.

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Many of members of Top Elite special force units are not only big brutish killing machines but also doctors (medics) and Engineers (demolitions). Understanding of advanced tactics both physical and phycological is a must for such people!

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There are many Hollywood model-actresses,

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And while some might call some Russian model a bimbo they are forgetting that she is doing interviews in fluent English while those criticising her could never cope with learning a second language.

(let alone five or six extra languages.)

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Five,

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Having a load of money and having a large IQ is also NOT Contingent on each other.

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If you want to be rich then you need to be

"Super Charming"

INSTEAD!

NOT!

"Super Smart"

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Six

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Having money while not exclusive to success, is not the same as being successful.

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If you are so full of fragile ego that it needs to be constantly aggressively defended, then you might not actually be self-aware enough to know what real happiness is.

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Hint,

Real happiness IS the real definition of success.

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If you are the richest man in the world but miserable,

Then what the hell is the point??!!

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Seven,

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Although not always the case there is with a so-called higher IQ a larger statistical chance of a low EQ score (emotional quotient), and even Mental illness.

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So take it from me, if you do have a high IQ like me you may also find it a curse,

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leading to feelings of extreme loneliness, isolation and crippling depression.

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This is due to the difficulty of connecting to the world around you.

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So welcome to Hell,

Pull up a seat!

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I have at times, seriously wished to suffer a head injury to get just enough of brain damage to enjoy Reality Shows (in a non-ironic sense) so I can have more to talk about with other people.

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This is why I have to rely on an inane babble of constantly spewing crap immature pun-based jokes in social situations.

Like so much groan based arse squits!

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Eight,

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And most important,

The IQ rating is given by all current test are constantly debated and redefined, there is no one scientifically agreed, universal test.

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This puts the entire basis of an IQ score having any real value in doubt other than maybe as a device to pick up gullible Sapiosexual Women,

Allow you to have a delusional self-inflated ego

And maybe,

Use it as a “point of sale” help you sell stuff on a CV.

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Also, See THIS!

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From

Adam Ruins Everything - Why IQ Tests Are Bunk | truTV

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3oUqKUx2o0

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OR READ THESE 5 SOURCES!

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Scientists debunk the IQ myth: Notion of measuring one's intelligence quotient by a singular, standardized test is highly misleading

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https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/12/121219133334.htm

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www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/12/121219133334.htm

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www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/12/121219133334.htm

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www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/12/121219133334.htm

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I am well aware that if I had lived with my problems in America I would have not had lived past 30 and more likely have died by 20.

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EVERYTHING comes at a cost,

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In a car, torque is usually sacrificed for speed.

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Hardened materials are often less flexible and more brittle.

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If you have one feature the 'design cost' of that feature has to be at the "design cost" of another feature.

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Although as mentioned earlier, life is not fair enough to be as clear and even as to measure out Nerds and Jocks,

BUT despite me saying that,

In more subtle ways,

It still seems to be the same with people:

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While yes... there is the benefit of being able to think around corners in problem-solving and in some ways also an ability to perceive and interpret raw data in a ways others can not.

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The "design cost" is often personally horrendous!

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It is very tiring to have to second guess yourself all the time.

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So when I sometimes asked for a double check it is because it is a genuine concern.

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Although I am VERY arrogant I am also smart enough to know that I DO sometimes need that double-check!

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Although the idea of IQs has thoroughly been debunked,

I have had an IQ test when I was 10 that gave a 140 verbal but I also a none verbal IQ of what I just call "Big Scary Number" because I feel slightly embarrassed by it and it seems too vulgar to mention.

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BUT this "Sort of Mind" comes with a crapload of crippling social burdens!

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While IQ scores have been debunked as any real measure of intelligence, it did expose a brain that, to put in politely, "Works a bit differently" compared to other peoples.

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My EQ is totally fucked!

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“MEN ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO INTELLIGENT WOMEN!” ??

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TOTAL BULL!

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Not me.

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I am a proud Sapiosexual!

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It is a bit like saying all Women only like big rough men who are violent.

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It simply is not true!

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Sure some women are like that.

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I know for a fact that some men are put off by intelligent women.

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But not all!

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Not even most!.

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Sure a tight fit body might be nice now, but what will keep you going as a couple when you are both 80!

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Not many 80-year-old men can still fight and be successfully violent.

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PS,

If this is true, then how has “intelligence” become a dominant feature of our species?

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Not by just a little bit, but by frickin miles compared to all the other species!

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An article that says or even implies,

"That men are not attracted to smart women,"

Flies in the face of all the available evidence of our entire evolution and the core idea of natural selection!

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Women seem to be more attracted to the king or general rather than their champion or the big hired brainless thugs!

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Leaders tend to be smart rather than physical, even in the criminal world! <Cough, Godfather!>

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When it comes to passing your genes on, both sexes seem to prefer brains to brawn!

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Not everyone, but certainly the vast majority.

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To summarise,

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I respectfully suggest the above sentiment, “MEN ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO INTELLIGENT WOMEN!” is total BOLLOCKS!

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...And you can take that basic fact to the Bank!

The Human Genome BANK!

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humanity

About the Creator

Ross E Fortune Lombardi

Writer and Artist.

A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!

Mutare non est meum

Cantus moriar

EMAIL

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BLOG:

http://lombot.co.uk

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