5 Misconceptions

Campsite, I loathe.

Camping is a romantic holiday that a man may enjoy for me. It's not because I'm a rolling princess needing comfort from my beast. Just like a lusty muscle ox, I love to have intense animalistic sex.

So I knew Mother Nature was ready to muck with our fledgling romance when Chad* invited me to camp. Did I want this person to sleep on a cold, hard terrain as he suffers from the attacks of viral mosquitoes?

Fuck malaria. Fuck malaria. I said yes. I said yes. But I wanted to bail days before we should go.

I got my time then. Simply fine. Now, like a menstrual, horny muscle ox, I have to scent.

I asked Chad if we were able to delay our camping trip by one week, for a period of a mood killer. His reply questioned me how he learned to create Doritos fire and a beer stove.

"It's sucking. We're going to have to delay. You will attract bears in your time."

"Sorry, I'm sorry? Bears?”

"Yes, bears are drawn to women who are menstrual."

"Now, I don't want bears mauled, I certainly don't want. You're so cheeky to save me.

But sometimes a woman just allows a man to believe in foolish crap since that plays for his benefit. Naturally, I knew bears didn't eat ladies who were menstruating.

And if anyone wants to dispute, certain willy scientists have already put different bear-types in the menstrual smell of a potpourri to see whether they will grow frizzy. (Not reacting black bears or grizzly bears. Sometimes polar bears hanker for the tampons that are used.)

Sadly, Chad is not the only man in his lady knowledge with a visible lacuna. Men have believed strange myths of the time throughout history.

The elder of Roman philosopher Pliny instructed menstrual ladies to become sweet fresh wine using dim mirrors and a dull edge of steel.

My vagina is stronger than Raid. Thank you, Pliny. Thank you, Pliny.

Medieval scientists thought that menstruation was connected to witchcraft. For them, blood from time was magical that would heal gout and increase wheat fields. Plants fertilized with blood for the period? It's a badass of the sort.

But then the Victorians had to muck it all and put women in position. English physicist Henry Maudsley has taught that the menstrual ability and physical power of a woman are reduced. Basically, a weak body was a menstrual body.

When menstruation theory, the women are unwell, they perform well in why women are unable to vote in theory. 25% of the month we are weak. Forget about battling wild creatures... all menstrual blood is stupid. Shudders.

For one reason these beliefs continued – nobody cared to look at them. And while most of my clever male readers know that one week a month men don't have to fend off grizzly bears, a few misconceptions you may still think.

During menstruation, she can't become pregnant.

You must not have much trust in your swimmers if you use her period blood as a preventative. Such suckers may remain within a woman's body for 3–5 days, and they are not slowed down by a little menstrual blood.

Sure, she's not so fruitful. But all that is needed is one of those famous last sentences.

Women like frisky cicadas sync up their cycles.

Period synchronization or "menstrual synchrony" means the conviction that the pheromones of women affect the time of the menstrual periods.

This misconception upsets a lot of women since it implies that menstruation is not just infectious. All menstrual symptoms — mood, hypersensitivity, and bloating — are also infectious.

If women had only the capacity to torment males collectively with our mood. However, following investigation, no evidence to suggest menstrual synchronization has been identified.

All right, ladies, let's suppose that seven days out of each month you eat cheeseburgers. Your colleague likewise eats one-quarter of the time cheeseburgers. What are the odds of a cheeseburger some night? This is the likelihood. It doesn't include pheromones.

Premenstrual syndrome is an excuse for women to muzzle men.

You've probably heard about killing defenders saying that women experience PMDD – a serious form of PMS characterized by significant mood changes, rage, irritation, and sadness.

While it's hard to establish PMDD's murder defense, one thing is certain: the medical industry has a long and darkened history of reducing female disease while focusing on male disease. Nobody will be surprised if erectile dysfunction is worth five times as much research as PMS.

And although PMMD is rare, 90% of females suffer from PMS. In contrast, just 19 percent of males are affected by ED. And nobody killed anybody because they didn't get hard on their dick. (I guess?)

Women consume large amounts of chocolate during menstruation

All right, first off, we don't need a chocolate excuse. Second, magnesium and antioxidants are present in chocolate which we lose during menstruation. So exhibit some empathy and purchase us a chocolate bar for the love of starving grizzly bears.

During their period, women need not go go into the water

Because of... sharks, you know.

I don't like breaking it, because sharks just attack guys. Shark Attacks reports that around 6 women are worldwide for every 100 shark attacks. Of course, we can't pity all this monthly blood.

Women utilized bog moose for menstrual blood five hundred years ago. You're not happy that we got out of the swamp? The myths remain, though. And the myth problem is that it gives superstition and pseudo-science a veneer that remains in modern medicine.

Females spend over 10 years menstruation their lives. Must we spend the remainder of disappointing tales about absurd times?

Perhaps we will get mauled by bears.