Unwanted Party

Have you ever been invited to a party and went to a wrong address. Well I did and I ended up in the middle of a desert with this weird family because my car broke down. This all started a month ago I was in my apartment playing my game system on my day off. Then this weird kid with a butler outfit on and said I was invited to a special event only givin to people who qualified for it. I don’t know how I qualified for anything I’m a high school drop out working at a shop yard making 50k a year. But this was an opportunity to get out of the house for once so I decided to pack for a short trip. The address was encrypted and it had how to figure out what it means on the back of the letter. This party was supposed to be located in the valley of death. I know the location should be a warning but I am down for any party. As long as theirs beer and games, just skip out on the lectures and skits. But on my way their I manage to lose my GPS and got lost so I pulled off at this crumby motel. I tried to ask for directions and next thing I know I’m in this car with a family I don’t even know, because I just woke up. Yeah I might be kidnapped or just fell asleep but either way let’s see how this plays out. So far it looks like we’re going the same direction I’m supposed to be going and this weird old lady keeps staring at me licking her gums and lips. I’m trying to ignore her except it’s hard when it sound like wet ham slapping on a someone’s face to piss them off. Yeah this party better be worth it because I think I’d rather jump out right now. But then the driver said we’re almost at our destination but I don’t see anything but a whole bunch of scary dude holding bats with people laying down with blood on them. If this is the party I hope those are dolls filled with ketchup or fruit punch jello. I know I’m not filled with either of those, so if this is a party to get rid of steam on people, I’m gone. But now that we’re getting close I’ve decided I’m bailing on this party their ain’t anyway I’m getting involved with some gang problems. As soon as I step out of this door, a random group of people start chasing after me screaming like maniacs. I’ve decided to take the closest thing to me which had to be a skinny stick and swing it like a fly swatter against a wasp. All I managed to do was scrape them up. Now it’s time to run. I’ve found a car with no engine so I decided to take a tire. Now that I got a bowling tire and running pins it’s time to test my aim but I got no time. So I just threw all the tires at them after I lit them to flames. Hopefully this bought me time to get away from these people. As I continue to run further away. I found myself surrounded but steep cliffs on all directions in-front of me. The only way to be sure I’m same is to go down, their is a barn down their and I see a four wheeler. I decided to go down the cliff looking for a part I can slide down with the least risks. As I get to the bottom I hear people in the distance. As voices get louder I make my way to the four wheeler. Only to find their was no key in the starter. I run into the barn to look for the key. As I hear people coming my way I found the key under the steps in the barn. Before the door opens I jump in a hay pile. Waiting for them to go upstairs or back out so I can get to the four wheeler. Something or someone hit me, I try not to make a noise. Then someone yanks me out of the hay. Right as soon as I get out of the pile of hay. I spring myself towards the door trying to make it out alive. As soon as I hit the door I slammed it open. I dash toward the four wheeler turn it on and I hit the gas as hard as I can. This time to make sure I’m away I make a dust cloud by doing a donut in-front of the barn. I’m on my way home from this awful party. As soon as I arrive to my house theirs more invites but I’ve decided to leave them in the hall who ever wants the invites can have them. I’ll never trust a party invite from a sus looking person again.