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American Horror Snorey: Why The 'Roanoke' Finale Will Leave You Snoozing
And we are outta here! #RyanMurphy's horror anthology waves us off with a bloody tissue for another year, while another #AmericanHorrorStory season comes to a close once more. For those expecting the finale to be some televisual spectacle to be lauded in listicles and Buzzfeed articles for years to come, you might as well turn back now. The milk has gone sour, the crops have dried up, and die-hard AHS fans will be left with the bitter taste of rendered pork fat in their mouths. This is the story of Roanoke "Chapter 10," a.k.a. "this little piggy went to sleep."
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Horror
DYING For Answers: The 6 'American Horror Story: Roanoke' Questions We Still Have!
It is all over for another year; Butcher Bates, Scrathcyhat, and ginger Evan Peters all shuffled off this mortal coil to be replaced by #AmericanHorrorStory Season 7. So did the finale of Season 6's Roanoke wrap everything up in a neat bow? Well, not exactly.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Horror
From 'Casper' To 'The Conjuring': Ranking The Ghosts From 'American Horror Story: Roanoke'
With more blood and guts than you could shake a pork kebab at, there was carnage and cannibalism over on #AmericanHorrorStory's sixth season. It was back to basics for the Roanoke chapter of #RyanMurphy's #horror masterpiece, and a good ol' ghost story with a non-family-friendly haunted house. With a body count higher than usual and literally no one making it out of the season alive, the characters are left wandering the astral plane as ghosts. Someone really should get Betelgeuse out to do some ghostbusting, but in the meantime, let's see how evil those Roanoke ghosts are — from Casper to Conjuring, who is who down on the farm?
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Horror
Troubled Waters Ahead: What Is The Theme For 'American Horror Story' Season 7?
Ya'har mateys, all hands on deck, it's speculation time on where the morbid world of #RyanMurphy will be taking #AmericanHorrorStory's seventh season. We may only just have wrapped up Roanoke, but the theories are already flooding in on where we could be sailing next. Clue: you'll probably need a life jacket.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Horror
Rollerskating And Romance: Does Love Mean Death For Carl And Enid On 'The Walking Dead'?
Ah young love — it's almost enough to make you vomit. If the end of the world weren't tough enough, #AMC went and turned #TheWalkingDead into its own version of Dawson's Creek with Episode 5's "Go Getters," a mushy teen romance for the ages. Listen up Scott Gimple, the only mush we want on this show is the mushing of people's brain matter. As the rest of the groups tear apart, it looks like Chandler Riggs's Carl and Katelyn Nacon's Enid are getting closer than ever.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Horror
Bro Way, Bro How: 'The Walking Dead' Shuts Down Daryl And Jesus Romance
Some people just can't catch a break in the zombie apocalypse, can they? Inbetween showrunner Scott M. Gimple splitting up couples with a wire-wrapped baseball bat, another budding partnership has also become a casualty of Season 7. During the the Walker Stalker Cruise in the Bahamas, one audience member yelled out their support for a relationship between Norman Reedus's Daryl Dixon and Tom Payne's Jesus. In attendance at the panel were Reedus, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, and SFX guru Greg Nicotero, with Nicotero quick to shoot down the Daryl and Jesus romance by saying:
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Horror











