Mad Cow

I should’ve became Vegan. I live in a world with a bunch of Hipster assholes that think their shit doesn't stink, and why? Because they are Vegan. I love meat. I’ve loved it since I could remember. I remember when I was 4 years old and tried bacon for the first time. God, it was amazingly delicious. I loved the greasiness and the crunchiness of it, so crisp yet such a small little shriveled 1 inch piece of meat. Don’t even get me started with fried chicken, probably the best way to make any kind of meat; fried! But let’s get started on the real problem here…. Beef, Cow, the moo meat. Have you ever heard that cows are bad for the environment? I guess they are not that bad since researchers claimed that “they don’t affect the climate,” but the real truth is... If you pass by cow manure, or someone or something passing gas…. Yeah that’s not good to breathe in. Back to the bigger picture.

The FDA… Food Drug Administration, everyone has heard the rumors, I mean, facts, that they spray chemicals onto and into our food. Chemicals that supposedly “keep our food to stay fresher” but really it has chemicals that cause cancer, diseases, and even birth defects to women becoming mother's. Would you say that they are helping Americans or killing us?

Since Trump has become President, he has broken Mexican-American families apart; keeping the adults in prisons and children in detention centers. In 2019, Trump wanted to celebrate the illegal immigrants, everyone in America was relieved and happy. We thought Trump came to his senses and was an actual human being… He stole 600,000 dollars from tax payers to buy a “big feast” for the illegal immigrants. Throwing a huge party in Texas for them, feeding them the most expensive meals, desserts, drinks and snacks for the children. Trump had an agenda. He collaborated with the FDA, with Congress’ approval; he served them with tainted meat, poisoned dairy. Every meat that was served to them was diseased. Pork, chicken, fish and of course beef.

When Trump served this meat to the immigrants, he started a Mad Cow Disease pandemic, a complete genocide. The immigrants got sick, he had doctors “treating” them, giving them the lowest doses of medicine to “cure” them. They all died within 5 days; just 5 days! If you were infected by the Mad Cow Disease, you could at least live one more year, maybe even longer depending on the conditions. But the FDA created a new Mad Cow disease but 6x stronger. Trump and the FDA had this plan since Trump was separating families. That wasn’t the only thing he separated…

Trump and the FDA separated sick farm animals, even took healthy farm animals that were carrying; making the most harmful bacteria and making it grow rapidly on all the meat that was served. The CDC specialists, scientists, health inspectors, and even some Texas butchers were part of this plan. The researchers/scientists were there to analyze the experiments, just make sure that the amount of bacterial disease and chaos they were using was just at the right tempo. The health inspectors were there to detect whether or not if the meat was rancid enough and basically explained the damages of the body, could take and handle; which didn’t matter; they were there for the mockery. The Texas butchers…. They had a deal with Trump and the FDA, as long as they cut the meat perfectly and actually made the meat presentable to the illegal immigrants; the Texas butchers were set for life along with their families, anything they did illegally will be overlooked. The grounded beef that was rotten, was grinded with maggots to give it an eggy, sticky texture to make meatloaf and hamburgers. The tri-tip was cooked perfectly to disguise the parasitic worms. Barbecued steaks that were soaked in salmonella and staph infection bacteria, but cooked at the perfect temperature and drowned it in the sweetest, tangiest barbecue sauce.

When word got out about the special, secret farm and the poisoning of the illegal immigrants; most of the world cut America off from supplies, all of the international trades and goods. The good relationships we had with France, the United Kingdom and Canada was tarnished. However, Korea and Russia, we exchanged cows for weapons. Fucking cows?! Do you see where I’m going with this?

Trump thought the plan with the immigrants was so triumphant, he sent the remaining sick cows to California. California hates Trump, and he hates California; so why not take out the most dominating Democratic state. There is a very small town in Northern California, called Mudville. Mudville was one of the top dangerous places to live in America. Mudville however was infested with 78% of homeless people. Trump paid the City of Mudville and the Mayor of Mudville 1.6 million dollars to take 4 sick cows and breed them with others. The Mayor of Mudville, waited a year to start his plan, breeding sick cows with healthy cows and opening the biggest homeless shelter in Northern California. Taking in every homeless person in America to be “taken care of”; having a bed, having unlimited showers and being fed BEEF in every meal of the day. As you can see, history repeats itself quite fast in this “Nation Under God.”, Trump has made California the new Auschwitz for Americans. The media enabled him, along with Congress, they presented to the world that Central California is the home for the homeless.

Since the disease has spread, it has become more difficult to move out of California, it seems like they want all of California diseased. Within weeks, most of California was infected by the Mad Cow Disease. Of course all the Californian Vegans were not affected by this gruesome pandemic, they moved down South of California, up North to Washington and Canada or to the East Coast. 40% of the remaining Californians became vegan to slow the spread. The disease only spreads if you ingest or inhale the tainted meat and dairy, you will be infected. Luckily, it doesn’t spread socially, but once you ingest or inhale, there’s no way to stop it. Trump hasn’t made any exchanges of cows to any other town or state yet. If he was, where would he send them next?

My name is Birdie Jones, I’m from Mudville, California and I was one of the Microbiologists that was working for Trump to start the spread of this disease in Texas. I want to fix what I started and destroy Central and Northern California before this disease spreads to all of the world. Before the Texas genocide, I was hired to speed up the process of the growing bacteria. I didn’t exactly know about the significance of the bacteria, but they needed me to examine the stages of it’s growth. That entire team of people working for Trump, only a handful of us knew what was happening. I don’t want this disease to spread, people die quickly and painfully.

It’s obvious that Trump wanted to eradicate the lower-class. The administration didn’t ask questions or were concerned for the safety and risk of Americans, there wasn’t a clear motive except to start damage control, and population control. It’s been 4 months since this pandemic started in California, and I have a team and a plan to stop this pandemic.

Dr. Alexander Morris, is from Atlanta, he works for CDC, I met him during these Trump secret trials in Texas. He went over the safeties and disease prevention, which was completely thrown out of the window. Emilio Castro, ex-thug. He’s on the run from the Cuban mafia and the U.S. , he had a crew that made illegal guns and had no choice but to work for them. He is in charge of providing weapons for our resistance. Dorothea Becker, was originally from Germany, she was hired by the U.S. as a nuclear engineer. The U.S. begged her to work with them on upcoming projects or just to create multiple atomic bombs. She is a genius, and the leader. She was in charge of the nuclear bomb. It is only us 4, that were going to bomb Mudville, my hometown. Trump wouldn’t even announce to the world about this pandemic. No one outside of the U.S. knows what is going on, most of the U.S. isn’t aware. It’s bizarre, it’s unpredictable behavior. A man leading our country and trying to illegally take power over it, is scary. Congress is by his side, his supporters believe he’s doing good, and his administration agrees. He is completely unstoppable.

Trump is giving a speech at the new homeless shelter in Mudville, American Warming Center. Millions of Americans will be watching or attending this debut event. Only the staff at this new “Warming Center” know that this is a center for the infected. The mayor, that Trump funded, also has a farm for these homeless people to work on for rewards or cash. Of course, every farm animal is a carrier. Next to the farm, they even have the factory to process this meat and dairy. It’s absolutely horrendous.

As Trump will give the speech, my crew is going to help make the ka-boom. The nuclear bomb will take 60% of California. I know that it’ll be a catastrophe, killing completely innocent people. We were left with no choice, we have tried every single thing in the book; contacting old allies, trying to feed information to U.S. enemies just to get help, went to the media, and nothing. Either no one wanted to be involved or it was unbelievable information. The handful of Americans knew what was to come, and it needed to stop before it started officially.

I’m in the room with Dorothea, the bomb is set, ready to go, and there’s only 6 mins left. Dorothea made a bomb that had 6 stages. First 3 stages, the atoms start small and grow bigger as the elements go. The last 3 stages, is where the radius goes from 500 yards to 1 million yards exactly. We didn’t test this, we had faith in her, we knew she would get this right. We were willing to sacrifice ourselves to help others in the entire world. We hated the idea of sacrificing beautiful California, but we need to end it where it’ll start. As Dr. Morris and Emilio make sure no one is in the dairy factory, we made sure the bomb was ready to go. As I look at Dorothea, I hold her hands and thank her. I thank her for her genius mind, and making this possible. As the minutes turned to seconds, I spoke out what I was grateful for. We sweated until the atoms grew slowly, the first boom, lit the American Warming Center up. The second boom blew all of Mudville away. Third boom reached Sacramento. By the sixth boom all of Central and Northern California was complete dust.