History's GREATEST CONMAN Who Sold a FAKE COUNTRY!
Sold a Fake Country

when the word calm man is mentioned we
may think of Charles Ponzi the original
creator of the pyramid were Ponzi scheme
were Bernie Madoff who made headlines
for orchestrating one of the largest
financial frauds in history or even more
recently the Nigerian prince who keeps
promising to send you free cash but
these guys would have been Padawans to a
man named Gregor McGregor who was the
Jedi Master of cause in the early 1800
because he basically convinced all of
England and Scotland that he was the
Prince of get this a made-up country
called Poya this all started back in
1811 when a young McGregor decided to
travel to South America and fight in the
Venezuelan war of independence sometimes
four and sometimes against Spain and
Portugal McGregor excelled in battle and
quickly rose through the ranks after a
decade of fighting McGregor landed in an
area on the yeast coast of Honduras
called Mosquito Coast named after the
mosquito India's who lived there but it
might as well be named after those
little bloodsucker spawns of Satan
because that area was nothing but a pest
ridden swamp after a lot of persuasion
and a lot of alcohol
McGregor managed to persuade the local
King Frederick Augustus to sign over
12,500 square miles of the lane to him
after that McGregor sailed to England
where people were just trying to get
over than they poliana quard ad had just
ravaged Europe McGregor then told the
people of England and Scotland that he
was dubbed the Prince of Hoya by King
Augustus and told everybody that that
piece of swamp of his was actually a
wondrous land where crops could harvest
multiple times a year where trees were
overflowing with fruits riverbanks were
lined with gold and basically unicorns
were pooping out rainbows on a daily
basis okay he didn't actually say that
last part but he might as well have
because he hacked up hopeful people of
England and Scotland thinking that this
was the promised land
he even showed everyone a handbook and
guided to the mosquito sure for the use
of perspective colonists created by a
person named - Captain Thomas
Strangeways who praised the beauty of
Poya because while Strangeways was
actually McGregor himself physically one
of the earlier examples of fake news
soon hundreds of people started to
invest in the dream lane
McGregor was rich a multi-millionaire in
today's standards not only did he sell
bonds to investors even printed up oil
money in exchange for actual cash now
taking people as money was one thing
that scumbag enough but McGregor was on
a whole different level of diabolical
because he actually charters ships to
transport people to this land of
supposed rainbow pooping unicorns so the
first of two ships departed for poia in
September of 1822
carrying about 250 passengers and when
they finally arrived two months later it
was of course nothing like McGregor
talked about instead of a bloomin town
with bings and democracy and thousands
of inhabitants the immigrants found just
two or three broken-down huts and they
can just book a return ticket in here
right back to Europe most people
operator their lives and spend
everything they have to come here so
they really tried to make it work
but they had no resources and the ground
couldn't produce anything except for
stank and over the next couple of years
most of the 250 residents died from
malaria or yellow fever in the remaining
50 residents finally gave up and
retreated back to Europe
unfortunately McGregor was never really
punished he left England and escaped to
France where he basically started a scam
all over again and it would have worked
you because the French people were
equally as gullible and many people
invested in Poya and got on a ship ready
to go to mosquito vale but the
government grew suspicious when they saw
that many of their citizens were trying
to travel to a country that no one has
ever heard of and that's where McGregor
scheme fell apart McGregor was arrested
in France and then jailed in England but
really only for a short time he did lose
all his money so he had to eventually
return to Venezuela where it get this he
was able to convince the authorities
there that he deserved a commission for
everything he did in the war and they
actually gave it to him McGregor died
six years later in 1845 at the age of 59
and today poyo remains undeveloped and
continued to be a blood sucking cesspool
not owned like McGregor himself
hopefully




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