What’s Your 2020 Grand Finale? {QUIZ}

From murder hornets and wildfires to civil unrest and of course, a global pandemic, 2020 may be one of the worst years in history. It's a shame so many dreams and travel plans were crushed in the span of 12 months. In some ways, this crazy year has made us realize the things most important to us: family, friends, and simple joys. It's been a wake up call to support small businesses, save the planet, and give to those who are less fortunate. It's made us realize things like education, equality, and good leadership are the pillars of a peaceful society. 2020 had some pros.

But for the most part, this year f*cking sucked.

When the New Years Eve ball drops tomorrow, many will celebrate the end of 2020. But does that mean all the doom and gloom will go away? In true 2020 fashion, I created this dark personality quiz to help you prepare for your 2020 grand finale.

For each question, pick the letter answer that speaks to you the most. Keep track of which letters you choose. There are four results at the bottom of this page. The result that corresponds to the most letters you choose is your nightmarish 2020 finale! Good luck, and let's get started!

1. First, pick a movie.

A. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

B. Contagion (2011)

C. Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

D. Groundhog Day (1993)

2. Now, pick your favorite song of 2020.

A. Therefore I Am (Billie Eilish)

B. WAP (Cardi B feat. Megan Thee Stallion)

C. Blinding Lights (The Weeknd)

D. Adore You (Harry Styles)

3. Which 2020 celebrity death hit you the hardest?

A. Chadwick Boseman

B. RBG

C. Alex Trebek

D. Kobe Bryant

4. What’s your least favorite thing about quarantining?

A. Not being able to go to large gatherings.

B. Not waking up till 1 pm every day. (It's not like I have anything to do in the morning!)

C. I've binged so many Netflix shows, nothing excites me anymore.

D. Having to rely on Zoom to communicate with friends and co-workers.

5. Finally, tell me what you'd like to do in 2021.

A. Reunite with family and friends.

B. Travel without fear!

C. Get my career going again.

D. I don't care what I do, so long as 2020 is over.

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Results Time!

If You Got Mostly A's...

An Alien Invasion, Thanks to the Monolith

It wasn't just some art piece hanging out in the Utah desert, but a calling card. Picture this: you're watching the NYC ball drop on your TV when the camera points up at the sky. You see a weird alien spaceship hovering above skyscrapers. Suddenly, a strange green light projects from the flying saucer, lifting people up into the sky. Are they saving us from the virus, or kidnapping humans to be used as experiments? Who can say.

What you do know is that once you're on the saucer yourself, you see the silver monolith in a glass case off to the side. Oh...so that's where it went. It wasn't stolen by vandals, but returned to another intelligent race.

If You Got Mostly B's...

Surprise! Another Coronavirus!

And you thought COVID-19 was bad. In your 2020 grand finale, another coronavirus, COVID-20, will appear on the CDC's radar. Turns out it's a virus able to travel at the speed of light, and instantly infects every person who doesn't wear their mask over their nose. It has all the symptoms of regular COVID-19, but with added facial boils, frequent urination, and permanent foot odor.

Fortunately, a vaccine will be created for COVID-20 in 2022. But by then, there's rumors of another coronavirus...COVID-21. And the cycle goes on and on.

If You Got Mostly C's...

Y2k: 20 Years Late

So turns out everyone was right about Y2K, just wrong about the year. Before the clock strikes twelve on New Year's Eve, there will be a global cyber collapse. This is because everyone is watching televised celebrations and counting down with friends via video chat instead of attending actual New Year's parties. It's a crash! And because of the crash, you won't be able to watch Netflix movies or check your Instagram for two months, until the problem is fixed.

You'll be bored as heck, and face dozens of criticisms from parents and grandparents who tell you, "Oh, calm down! Back in my day, we didn't have the internet!" You'll realize how slowly time actually moves. Then you'll actually have fun dusting off those old board games and hardcover books. Then, when the internet is restored, you'll realize you've forgotten how to type on a keyboard.

If You Got Mostly D's...

Plot Twist...2020 Doesn't End!

That's right. It's December 31st, 11:59 pm. You're counting down. One more second till a new year! Aaannnddd....the ball doesn't drop. Time stands still. Your phone still says it's December 31st, 2020.

So what does that mean? No new US president? Vaccine distribution won't reach its other phases? Yup. All that and more. You forever live in a dark, endless version of 2020. Kinda like Groundhog Day or Palm Springs, but without getting to re-start the day every time you die or fall asleep. While we're all hoping for a better year in 2021, let's hope it doesn't end up being 2020 Part II.

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Hey readers! Hopefully this quiz didn't freak you out too much. Wishing you all a safe and happy new year! If you'd like more quizzes on Vocal, make sure to like, share, and leave a tip on this article. I'd love to make more for y'all. And if you'd like to check out my main Vocal account, my username is Kathryn Milewski. Thanks for reading! :)