Marriage Boot Camp:Love & Hip Hop Edition S19 E5

Hey hey 👋 what it do? How’s it goin; how are you?

Before we even get down with this episode, I have to bring up how WEtv sometimes does this special kinda brilliant thing.

To be honest, I have no idea who makes these decisions, but whom ever decided to have this show follow Criminal Minds made an excellent decision.

I don’t know if it’s that MiMi is getting older and therefore becoming more sensitive, as if that’s even possible, 🙄but that’s another blog for another day (#ABFAD), BUT I used love Criminal Minds whenever it came on and since the 🤯, I’ve had an over abundance of free time so I think I’ve pretty much binge watched this series twice 🤣. Nevertheless, there are days when even MiMi gets her fill of murder and mayhem 🤣 so what a better way to cleanse the proverbial mental pallet than by watching “Reality TV” and hence I’m now a Marriage Boot Camp: Love & Hip Hop Edition viewer and blogger 🤷🏻‍♀️.

And this is the part of the blog where I tell ya my beverage and 🌱regimen whilst viewing and here’s the funny part, I’m not really sure.

Sidebar 1 (#S1) I may have mentioned in a previous blog, but my new state’s MMP program surpasses my old state’s program by leaps & bounds.

They deliver y’all.

Anyhow anywho what’s that got to do with this show, y’all askin me?

Not…a…damn thing 🤣.

Except to say that I got my vape cartridges confused, but I’m KINDA sure I’m puffin on a German Chocolate 🍫 Indica 🌱💨, but it COULD be a Strawberry 🍓 Lemonade 🌱💨 Sativa. But the way I feel right now, I’m say it’s the 🇩🇪🍫🌱💨.

Back to the show, this is the part of the blog where I rewatch previous episodes and 😱and 🤬 at all of the stuff I missed.

What? 🤷🏻‍♀️ Don’t act like y’all don’t know.

#ISWISAIIWII

#S2 The Philadelphia 76ers 🏀are playin the Raptors in the playoffs so if this review seems a lil unfocused that’s why.

🐈-y moment. I’m at the point where K. Michelle is tallem bout her surgeries with a blinged out face mask 😷 on and part of me is wonderin if her face melts like Janet Jackson’s 🤷🏻‍♀️

🙋🏻‍♀️ Why Mariahlynn do her hair like she has actual baby hair? 🤦🏻‍♀️

Why do I dislike her? 🤔

Right now I like her more than Lyrica tho cuz she actin a straight 🍑🤡

And I like em both more than K. Michelle’s whiny controlling 🍑.

Kastan please leave her.

Ok NOW Marialynn’s herr is red.🙄

So ok Kastan & K. Michelle got out of their locked room first.

🤣🤣🤣

That’s cuz Kastan did NOT want to be locked in a room with K. Michelle for an extended period of time.

⏸ okay 🤣🤣🤣 Emmet and Boo have me dyin in the blindfold. Wait?! Why Lola just say she could’ve been with her Dad when he was dyin, but instead she was with him? WTF happened that she couldn’t go be with her Daddy? But more importantly what the hell does that have to do with puttin the puzzle together. 🤣🤣🤣.

Is Lyrica medicated? And I’m not tallem bout 🌱💨 cuz she look like she can barely move. Is she on pain killers? Not that I care, 🤣, I just don’t like her and I’m nosey.

Is Kastan being abused? Cuz the way he talk about K. Michelle bein lil but tough 🤣🤣🤣 makes me think he might need an advocate.

Ooooooh, Mariahlynn is PISSED. And 💩some dude broke her leg? What in the entire hell? 🤬 man she don’t need to be with ANYBODY until she heals. When Rich said she was damaged she wasn’t lyin. Damn kid, what happened to you?

Lyrica is a LAZY LAZY LAZY broad.

Emmet smokes more than 🌱 🤣🤣🤣 why he overreacting to Lola tryna help?

But not for nothin, Ion think I could share the pants with anyone I dated and try to cook some 💩.

But then again, I’m at the point in my existence where I don’t wanna talk to a man erryday if ion have to. 🤣🤣🤣

Ok ⏸ Mariahlynn has custody of her little sister??? There’s some real trauma goin on with her and my heart just softened a bit.

Rich, my dude, if you don’t mean her no good let her go man.

And am I wrong in assuming Lyrica & K. Michelle gon fight? 😱

Are we placing wagers?

WTF is Lyrica so TIRED from? Is she detoxing??? Does methadone make you sleepy? Inquiring minds wanna know. Ugh, Ion like her 🤣🤣🤣

I’m so mad Rich calculated her & A1’s success rate for escaping the room at 39% 🤣🤣🤣

#S3 The Sixers 🏀 advanced in the playoffs.

Does A1 have his FACE pierced? 🙄

🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ Ooooh oooh is the Judge gonna tell Lyrica off ?

No 😐 and she let them off the hook TOO EASILY.

Oooooooh someone gonna get “Memphis Walked”. 🙄 K.Michelle??? Really 🙄

I’ll believe it when I see it.

White powdery substance? On who? Oooh can I guess???? Am I wrong that I WANT it to be someone 🤣🤣🤣

🤷🏻‍♀️ #IIWIIAISWIS

Until next time,

✌🏼💜💨

Peace, Love, Exhale.