Love After Lockup S4 Ep3

Look y’all my FBC should’ve been a dealer of pharmaceuticals cuz I was NOT supposed to watch this show at ALL!!!

😒 Ion like you no mo FBC but now you don like me neither 🤣🤣🤣 cuz of Marriage Boot Camp.

Sidebar: FBC, you right girl, no one on Marriage Boot Camp looks like they’re comfy in their attire 🤷🏻‍♀️

Iono what that’s about except in my book comfort is key dammit. I’m also not fittin to be beating my face erryday. Truth be told, MiMi’s eyebrows ain’t been right since 2016 or so 🤣. I permanently look like this ➡️🤨 and I’m not inquiring bout a damn thing so yeah, 🤦🏻‍♀️let’s get into episode 3 of 6

Tayler & Chance

🤦🏻‍♀️ Okay this chick said, uncomfortness and he repeated the word uncomfortness, so now my nerdy 🍑 has to go look it up cuz it don’t sound right.

⏸ I did look uncomfortness up on my Merriam-Webster app and no result was found. 😐

⏸ I also gotta look up Chance’s age again cuz he looks younger than Tayler but says he’s had a rather rough drug past.

Wait he’s 41 she’s 26!

Tayler LOOKS like she could be his Mama, but ACTS like his child. I still don’t like that she’s bringing a convict around her daughters 🤦🏻‍♀️

And while MiMi is on this tangent and before she forgets …I’m sorry they shouldn’t know what “prison” is at that age. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Like what if they go to school and tell their teachers that 💩. At what point is ANY of that okay 🤦🏻‍♀️.

Does Tayler have kin? Have we met her father? I wanna meet her people cuz I guarantee you something ain’t right with her upbringin if NO ONE pulled her aside and said “Tayler honey, he did every drug over the rainbow and has been in prison for almost a decade…you have

THREE

TENDER

AGE

CHILDREN

Do not bring him into your house!!!”

No one said that to her?

Ever?

Bueller?

I do NOT want to hear about them bumpin uglies. 🤢 either

Pssst, It’s official, 🤷🏻‍♀️I don’t like you Tayler,but quick piece of advice: You don’t want your sister & Chance to get along that well 🙄

Awwww Raydean is gettin furloughed for Turkey 🦃 Day

But ewe Rick stop slobbin on her that’s gross. I swear for gawd I wretched a lil bit when she said somethin about tongue 👅🤢

Wait? Raydean got caught up with a whole buncha meth😳.???

For real, people still DO METH???

BY CHOICE??? 😳

🤦🏻‍♀️But one look at her teeth solidifies it. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Ewe wood shop saw grill 🤢

Kevin & Tiffany 🤣🤣🤣 Kevin, go home. Get you a girlfriend. Tiffany got one. #IIWIIAISWIS 🤷🏻‍♀️

Indie & Harry 😳

Indie looks like she’s about to die any minute. She is skeletal 💀 almost like she was starved when she was little. It’s sad, but from the rip her people ain’t want her to go to live with Harry. She should’ve listened. Now look what happened 🤷🏻‍♀️Harry actin like a straight up beeyotch. Harry needs his ass beat. Repeatedly!

Lacey & Antoine

Wait? 🤣🤣🤣 Antoine’s Mama (Christy) just told Lacey that Antoine ain’t 💩 🤣🤣Low key , Christy is an old school G 🤣🤣🤣

Lacey is dumb, and don’t know nuthin bout that life 🤦🏻‍♀️

That’s Antoine’s MAMA!!! Lacey needs to watch her mouth. 🤭 She prolly wasn’t taught how to respect her elders. Regardless if you’re sleepin with that elder’s son 🤣 or not . There’s a certain level of respect you show for your elders. 🤭🤣But I guess it depends on your cultural dynamic. Saltines in cages y’all, 🙄saltines in cages. Christy knows what her son is gonna do before HE DOES.

Kayla & Martel

Kayla ain’t built for Martel. But not for nothin, that life ain’t for the weak. She held him down for HOW many years? But if you listened to Martel talk, it seems to me he took a bid for someone else and was WELL compensated for that ish. MiMi don’t know that fo sho & I’m only speculatin, but it’s in how he moves. Im also low key tryna see what’s up with his grill. Hopin that twasnt any of the heavy metals up in there cuz bruh, please remove them expeditiously if that’s the case .

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That’s my I’m dead serious rn face.

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🤣🤣🤣 no but Kayla look like she used to box back in the day. She got that “run over in Yonkers” disheveled look to her and a matching Mary J. Blige razor blade scar 🙄

I’m rooting for them tho.

Harry is mentally ill 🤪.He needs to stop drinking before he ends up running down the street naked or in a field somewhere scaring crows.

Kevin go home!!! Tiffany don’t want you!!!

🤣🤣🤣 @ ol boy sayin to Kevin: I’d pull up on her just to see who pickin her up. 🤣🤣🤣

That’s that ol G 💩, and I have a feelin there’s fittin to be more cultures clashin up in this piece, but until then…

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Peace, Love, Exhale