Honey, Don't!

I have taken my gummies for the evening but I still have to do a review so here we are. You are getting my unfiltered stream of consciousness thoughts on Honey, Don't! I felt like this was a good choice to watch while high and boy was I correct. So be careful of sentences that aren’t real sentences. Please remember that I am intoxicated with the devil's grass.

I love it when movies start in silence, the longer you can go without giving me dialogue the better. Seriously, I love watching the actors move through the world without words, there is Hush is the single greatest episode of television, there is a reason so many people liked The Quiet Place, it forces the environment to tell the story, it makes us really pay attention to the actors and the way they move through their world. It's brilliant.

LOVE the credits scene at the beginning. Damn we are off to a strong start. This is a really long credits sequence…doesn’t have to be everyone my guy ....so much B roll. I feel like I've heard this song 4 times…stop now. What in the Thelma and Louis?

I love that everything Margaret Qualley is in it's at least a little gay…it's the best. I love it.

Chris Evans what the fuck? I love post MCU Chris, he has taken some unhinged projects and I love that for him. He loves not being a Disney guy anymore. Truly off the deep end.

Margaret Quallay and Aubry Plaza….yay. I forgot how to breathe for a second actually.

What the FUCK? This kid just dragged the shit outta this guy! HOLY SHIT. That’s bad bro.

He’s literally crazy oh wow. Chris Evans has lost his shit. I love when actors do random shit.

Oh, we switched languages for a long time, and I don't have subtitles because words in my face freak me out.

YES SILENCE AGAIN, literally less is more guys. Please keep giving me movies with less dialogue. I think it's so intriguing and wonderful. I really love it.

What an insane cut.

GAY. I’m so happy. These women are so hot. Wow. So much sexual ahhh. So gay, holy shit. Well this is just porn.

Oh this stupid stupid girl. I really hope I was never that stupid.

“Know who you are”, prick Chris Evans is hilarious. Prick Chris Evans in cozy sweaters is even better.

Margaret in high waisted pants is *chefs kiss*

I don’t think I know what this movie is about. Oh but this is a twist. Aubry is crazy. Holy Freaking Shirtballs. Damn in the head.

I love the lesbian Femme Fatale energy Qualley is giving off in this character. I really love it. It's an old school french private detective film, shit this is great. The silence thing is a very french film thing to do too. I think I get it now.

Margaret could generate chemistry with a cardboard box. That woman oozes sexual energy, it's so hot.

Okay so now that I am all caught up the movie is so fucking good. I almost lost it there for a second but everything’s fine. I got it back. And it's so good. I love the frenchy influences and Margaret Qualley could recite the alphabet and I would watch it. She’s so good. And I’m glad to see Aubry Plaza showing some range, she needed to remind people how good she is. It was hot, it was fun, good pacing I think, even though I lost time. 8/10. That's a pretty good baby.