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Idiocies.

By Dawn EarnshawPublished 3 years ago Updated 3 years ago 3 min read

Why do you just stare at me through this tank? Is it not enough for you I bring Colours and Glamour to dowdy society of white and Black.

I watch as I go round and round this tank of mine listening to you all whine! , raise your glass in good spirits; after all its almost , none other than St.Patricks day.

What does that mean for us today? Well come pull your chair’s up, sit on the floor - whichever you prefer, I will tell you all about him as I hear it every year.

St Patrick was a man of good upstanding, righteousness character. Quite Man but an influential one. He managed as a Patron Saint Patrick who converted Irish people into Christianity. He actually overlooked the erecting of the first Cathedral at Armagh and has ever since been the Ecclesiastical Capital of Ireland, St Patrick day is Joyfully celebrated on March 17th.

The List of Kings, i mention it because England are to have there King Coronation very soon, so its all like all the history mixed with you all running around to help make England’s Coronation just so special.

The list of high kings dates back to the Second Millennium BC. And I am jabbering on now but its just so interesting how all the Kings of Ireland has disappeared, well there were lesser kings all over Ireland and they were responsible for the ensuring good government by exercising “fir flaithemon” Ruler of TRUTH.

The last high king we know of today is Brian Boru.

The last High king of Ireland was Rory OcConnor . He was king as far back as 1166-1198.

The Stories behind family Clans,kings and High Kings in Ireland still remain a popular part of the modern day Irish Culture.

It is too my knowledge that that Saint Patrick used then three leaf shamrock ☘️ to explain the concept of the Holy Trinity (The Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit) . To the Pagan Irish during the 5th Century, the tradition of wearing Shamrock on St Patrick Day, it can be traced back to the 17th Century!

Anyway enough of the what just feels like a school lecture we need to get more with it like Mike who mixes his work; “mix and match” when you’re half way through a story line and you get writers block not cock I said block, Aurthur is in the pen.

so I’m going round this bowl looking 👀 like a guppie. In a purple haze I began to swim in such a blaze, I have a large castle in this brown so inside I went to retreat from the bleeding lesson with no subtitle! Was it going to grip anyone this story of the Countries the Kings and bleeding Subtitle block, I know I will make an appointment with my mate Travis off the C wing block, and get the lowdown of how things are in all the Worldy owned presumption of who is in and who is out. Got my mate Goofy 🤪 to sign the visitor order we will get in Guppie don’t you worry, Subtitles could be isn’t this so “Insotrinsicle“ now you think that would grab someones attention Guppie ? Don’t worry about the spelling it could be your second language, tricky , don’t worry about the grammar it’s the ADHD kicking in and who’s opionated trumped up monk, especially one in the vineyard collecting the the grapes for the wine, like washerwomen pegging clothing gossipping over the line.

Hey we are in.

Nothing better than finding out about life from a basement , then work yourself up the snakes to the ladder and find out the latest chatter.

As that’s all it’s about your moment in that moment, then like the “lord of the flies” you’re down the ladder with an inflated bladder, in hospital , over a moment in a moment. Let’s get back to ireland and the lucky 🍀 shamrock, I saw in a moment of blazing someone raising their arm shrieking, I’ve got the number Zelda, with Meralda we can go and open that restaurant we always dreamed of cooking fresh fish ; nothing better than a big piece of Cod in Batter.! See you soon as we reach the top of the ladder Guppie. The moral of the story is if it makes you laugh and you enjoyed reading the story, then that’s the whole idea 💡.

🌱DEarnshaw. #mike #mary#Dave#Karen#Brandon

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About the Creator

Dawn Earnshaw

Loves writing short stories and poems - learning punctuation and Grammar.ADHD

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