Rice Purity Test: From Sweet Angel to Certified Chaos – The Internet’s Favorite Guilty Pleasure

If the internet had a “Truth or Dare” mode without the dare, it would be called the Rice Purity Test.

This isn’t just another random quiz asking you “What type of pasta are you?” (though, if you’re wondering, I’m definitely spaghetti — slightly messy but lovable).

The Rice Purity Test is a legendary 100-question self-scoring quiz designed to measure your innocence level. But instead of telling you what Disney princess you are, it spills the tea on how “pure” your life experiences have been… and yes, some questions are spicy.

🍚 What is the Rice Purity Test, Anyway?

Originally created in the 1980s at Rice University, this test started as a way for college students to bond. Imagine a bunch of nervous freshmen in a dorm, trying to make friends while pretending they don’t care about the results. Fast forward to today, and it’s now an internet sensation shared on TikTok, Instagram Stories, and in late-night group chats.

How it works:

100 questions.

Say “Yes” to the things you’ve done.

The more you say “Yes,” the lower your score.

Score meaning (loosely translated):

90–100: Angel wings, choir music, maybe even a halo.

50–70: You’ve had some fun, but you can still be trusted with house keys.

Below 30: You’re a living legend. Also… your biography should come with a warning label.

💡 Visual idea:

A simple meme of an angel emoji slowly morphing into the “fire” emoji with each drop in score. Perfect for Instagram reels.

😂 Why People Love It (Even If They Pretend They Don’t)

The Rice Purity Test is addictive because it’s part curiosity, part chaos. The questions start off innocent, luring you into a false sense of security:

“Have you ever held hands romantically?”

You: Aww, cute, of course.

Then, by question 50, you’re sweating.

“Have you ever been kicked out of a bar?”

You: …Define ‘kicked out’.

It’s the whiplash between wholesome and outrageous that makes it so funny.

💡 Visual idea:

Split-screen TikTok — left side, someone reading innocent questions calmly; right side, dramatic music and facial expressions when it gets wild.

👀 The Three Types of Test-Takers

The Angelic Overachiever

Score: 95–100

These people still read the warning labels on microwavable soup. They have perfect attendance records and probably volunteer for fun.

The Balanced Rebel

Score: 50–70

They’ve been adventurous but also know when to leave the party. Their stories are fun but not Netflix-documentary level.

The Chaos Legend

Score: Under 30

If your score is here, you’ve got tales that make strangers gasp. You’re the reason group chats have “story time” nights.

💡 Visual idea:

A bar chart labeled “Innocent → Mildly Spicy → Full Chaos” with emojis going from 🕊️ → 🌶️ → 🔥.

🎉 The Rice Purity Test as a Party Game

This isn’t just an online quiz; it’s a perfect icebreaker. At game nights, road trips, or even awkward work retreats (for the brave), it turns strangers into best friends instantly. You can’t help but laugh when the quietest person in the group suddenly admits to something outrageous from question 72.

💡 Visual idea:

A short Instagram carousel: “Best Group Activities” → “UNO, Charades, Rice Purity Test” → last slide says “Chaos unlocked.”

🌍 The Internet Spin-Offs

Because the internet can’t help itself, there are now countless spin-offs:

Gamer Purity Test: Tracks your gaming “sins.”

Travel Purity Test: For your passport and missed flight adventures.

Pet Owner Purity Test: Because yes, throwing your cat a birthday counts.

But no matter how many versions appear, the OG Rice Purity Test still has that chaotic magic.

💬 It’s Not About the Number

Here’s the plot twist — the Rice Purity Test isn’t really about the score. It’s about the memories, the storytelling, and the surprised “WAIT, YOU DID THAT?!” moments.

Whether you’re pure rice or spicy fried, you’re still part of the same shared human comedy show. So the next time you see it pop up on your feed, grab your friends, pour some drinks (or tea), and prepare for some very interesting conversations.

💡 Visual idea:

GIF of friends laughing and leaning in like they’re hearing the world’s juiciest secret.

Final Thought:

Your Rice Purity Test score won’t define you — but it will give you and your friends something to laugh about for years. And who knows? Your next adventure might just add a point… or take one away.