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Wacky Sex Toy of the Week: 'Ovipositor Dildos'
This third edition of Wacky Sex Toy of the Week features some truly unique toys...yes, they’ve all been pretty unique so far, but these are uniquer. Uniqueful. Uniquest. Yes, perhaps even more so than a dildo affixed to a pogo stick or a penis fly trap, and Lord knows those are hard to beat. Before the dazzling reveal (which the title has absolutely already given away, but we’ll be ignoring that), let us begin by setting the scene a little. Have you ever dreamed of being stranded upon a moist and marvelous alien planet and stumbling on a singularly tentacular surprise? Ever had fond fantasies of your spaceship being boarded by an egg-bearing love monster looking for a few comfortably damp orifices to nestle its future offspring within? Ever woke in a desirous sweat from tingly thoughts of braving the briny oceanic depths, only to discover a lustful octoid wonder of times gone by...well, you get the idea. Point is, they’re ovipositors. Yes, that does mean what you think it means. The products in question are Primal Hardwere’s selection of ovipositor dildos: ‘Splorch’, ‘Krubera’, ‘Squick’, and ‘BedBug’. Essentially, these are squishy and tentacle-esque dildos from which messily splort a gelatinous egg into the ardour-bedewed lust-burrow of your choice, where it slowly and slimily melts with your body heat into a clearish alien ooze. (Unless, presumably, you immediately retrieve it, which, if you’re caught in the process, would have to be the #1 most awkward thing to explain to a roommate).
By Anne St. Marie9 years ago in Filthy
After the Beach
I can never understand why lying on the beach all day is so exhausting. We’d arrived late in the morning, after a lazy breakfast, and had spent the best part of the day lying in the sun, snorkelling in the perfect crystal-blue sea, and then lying in the sun again. We’d bought our beach tennis set with us, but hadn’t quite mustered the energy to actually do anything with it. We definitely hadn’t gone for an afternoon run through the surf like some of our fellow beach-goers. In fact, we’d barely moved all day. We’d chatted, read our books, drank some beer, and dozed in the sun.
By Mars Benway9 years ago in Filthy
Wacky Sex Toy of the Week: Mike's Spikes
Wacky Sex Toy of the Week is back again, loyal readers, and this week we’ve got a Sarlacc-esque surprise for you. Ready? Feast your eyes on ‘Mike’s Spikes’, a really, really well-made way for you to experience IRL that one nightmare your vengeful ex-girlfriend occasionally threatens to make reality. (Or, if you were the person who closed your eyes and wished last birthday for ‘kinda like a bear trap, but for my penis’, this may be your sweetest dream come true).
By Anne St. Marie9 years ago in Filthy
Wacky Sex Toy of the Week: The Pogo Stick Dildo
We’ll be kicking off our inaugural Wacky Sex Toy Of The Week column with a toy that’s become somewhat internet-famous over the years: the Jack Hammer Johnson. Or, as it was rebranded later in its unholy reign, the Fantasy Glide. You may know it better as . . . drum roll please . . . the pogo stick dildo. (Not a typo). Yes indeed, the makers of the Jack Hammer Johnson/Fantasy Glide were apparently the brave and innovative souls who looked upon the humble pogo stick and thought, “I bet we can stick a cock on there.”
By Anne St. Marie9 years ago in Filthy
Most Famous Celebrity Sex Tapes
No one was more surprised when a Florida jury penalized Gawker.com $140 million for refusing to pull a one-minute video of Hulk Hogan having sex than Gawker Media Publisher and CEO Nick Denton and A.J. Daulerio, the editor who posted the clip in 2012. But the smart money said a long time ago that their wallets would be hit hard, because their claim to a First Amendment right to air the clip of Hogan (real name Terry Bollea) saying it served the public interest was complete and utter bullshit.
By Eric Danville9 years ago in Filthy
What Makes A Woman Good in Bed?
Some time ago, a man looked at a woman and wondered, "Does she or doesn't she?" (go to bed). Since the sexual revolution, the question more often has been, "Is she or isn't she?" (good in bed). But what does that really mean and how do we define the term "good in bed" (G.I.B.)? In interviews with film stars and athletes, pimps and hookers, author Wendy Leigh has tried to discover whether there is an answer to this question.
By Filthy Staff9 years ago in Filthy
Best Anal Sex Toys for Men
Anal sex play for men sounds scary for some, but in fact, it can be one of the most stimulating and enjoyable activities in the bedroom. Toys often stimulate the prostate to greatly enhance sexual experience! When it comes to choosing the best anal sex toys for men, most of it comes down to preference because only you know what you can handle back there!
By Filthy Staff9 years ago in Filthy
Best Male Sex Toys
Move over dogs, you are not man’s best friend anymore! Men are statistically more obsessed with sex than women and the market for male sex toys has exploded. Sex toys are not just for women and not only to use while you’re alone. Sex toys will become your best friend with or without you partner. There are endless types of toys and sexual enhancers to pick from, ranging from the innocent cock rings and nipple clamps to the more adventurous Fuck machines and fisting dildos. There should be no shame in trying one out or all. But if you're still convinced sex toys aren’t your thing, consider that, aside from the obvious erotic pleasure, male masturbation can actually be beneficial to your body and is a scientifically proven healthy activity. Clinical research has shown that masturbation and orgasms have huge benefits. Some benefits include boosting your immune system, relieving tension and stress by lowering blood pressure, providing a safe release of sexual tension without consequences or performance anxiety, and helping fight against depression by releasing the mood-enriching hormones serotonin and dopamine. OK so it feels amazing and is good for your health, and obviously you need to jack off more. So while you’re getting to polishing the knob more often, do yourself a favor and try out one of these toys to make that time even more pleasurable!
By George Gott10 years ago in Filthy
Most Disturbing Toys
What's in store for your little dimpled, darling pervert? We've got toys, lots of toys, that will help to carry your titillated tyke over the hump of degenerate childhood and into the full-fledged corruption of the adult world. The Yellow Brick Road of life is lined with used condoms, sex shops, everything from vaginal jelly to Pomeranian bullwhips. Why not toys... toys for the tainted (and tumescent) tots of busy parents?
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
How to Eat Her Out
The climate of repression in which most Americans are raised takes a considerable toll on their sex lives. Many are conditioned to believe that certain sex acts are somehow wrong or harmful, and as a result tend to feel guilt or disgust about some very natural human urges.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
