Pimp My Wife, Vol. 3

He wasn’t always like this is the story many women have told themselves when they found out their studs turned out to be really duds. She should’ve caught the signs early.

The night when they first made love lasted about as long as the Dexys Midnight Runners’ career did. That was pretty much of a continuation of him putting his needs and neglecting hers.

And it would only get worse. He would often come home late and that’s if he ever came home at all. They had a huge fight one night about his “womanizing.” In reality, the man was dicking down local whores throughout their little town. Things got extremely heated and he ended up striking her in the face.

That’s when she had enough. She devised a plan in which she was going to leave but not before getting a little payback. So one night, she decided that she cook for him. She made this big dinner with all of his favorite foods. She figured that pigs need a little fattening before they get slaughtered.

She went to the bathroom and came back rocking the latest and sexiest Victoria’s Secret lingerie. She walked up behind his chair while he was eating and whispered all the nasty things that she was going to do to him tonight.

She then proceeded getting him all liquored up and removed all of his clothes. Then she scalded him with hot water and beat the living shit out of him on that bed. He started to come to and was heated and so she stormed off, took her phone and locked herself inside the bathroom. shit out of him on that bed. He started to come to and was heated and so she stormed off, took her phone and locked herself inside the bathroom.

She called me and told me to come get her soon because he said that he was going to kill her. I wasn’t too far away so I raced on over as fast as I could. I knocked down the door and headed to where I heard her screams.

I went after him and beat his ass and tied him up. I told her that all we have to do next is call the police and have them take this trash out. She said, “no” as this perplexed look came upon my face.

I want you to fuck me and I want him to watch, she said as her eyes filled with rage, her heart filled with vengance and her pussy wetter then the Pacific Ocean. I kind of was taken back at first but then she stuffed her hands inside my shorts.

The way she moaned and gritted her teeth as she rode me with so much carnal lust made him let out a guttural scream of NO! And she wasn’t done. She got up and pulled me by dick where we were about 4 feet away from him and she hauled off and slapped him and started kicking him.

She was calling him a bitch and that he wasn’t a real man. She told him that his dick was too little to fuck her and that all he did was tickle her clit. She got on her knees in front of him and jerked my dick until I came.

She took off her panties and stuffed her ass in his face not for him to lick but to kiss. I nutted on her check as she grasped ahold of my right thigh still stroking my cock and looking up her king. She spit on him and we left that awful place to never ever return.

As for her old man, he is also happily…happily serving 10 years with a 6 foot 6 inch 345 lb. cellmate name Henry. I’m pretty sure they’re getting better acquainted right now as I type up this article.

We haven’t forgotten about him though. We send him pics of us on various nude beaches with me having his wife in a multitude of positions. Ahh, well. Best of luck to you, buddy and don’t make Henry mad.