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Lucid Cove: Darkside Up Vol. 1

ch 1...Less Viagra Please (pt 3)

By Enomis TehutiPublished 5 years ago 4 min read

Lysa let out a small scream, “Miso, stooooop!” Of course Miso didn’t listen, Lysa was so soft and squishy; why stop? Reflexes caused Lysa to start kicking her legs out, but Miso was hard to shake.

"LADIES, LADIES; WATCH IT!" Miso's fiancee flew into the room just in time to save the open wine bottle from falling off the coffee table and staining the carpet.

"Whoops! I forgot how close that was. Thanks babe." Miso blushed, as she eased off of Lysa.

While recovering, Lysa carefully appraised the change of clothes Lucus now wore. "And, where are you going Slim?" Miso took a few moments to look him over as well.

"Well, Lysa, it looks like he's going out." Miso calmly responded.

"Coral blue skinnies and a pastel yellow fitted top...well don't you look like a sunny view by the lake." Lysa said mockingly. "Pray-tell, what are your plans for the evening?"

Before he answered any of Lysa's questions, he looked at Miso to confirm that she wanted the information. Once Miso nodded in agreeance he responded, "Alright, well, going to check out a few bars up north with Dale and his cousins. I am ubering to Dales house, and riding with them to the bar. Dale will be dropping me off back home. Sound good, Lysa?"

Lysa held her glass just below her nose, peering over the rim to give him a distrusting look. "If she's cool, I'm cool." Both of them looked at Miso, she felt like she was on a hot seat.

"Yeah, I'm cool with that, its fine." Miso picked up her glass and took multiple liberal sips. Getting real heavy in here. I hope the uber is nearby.

"Great!" He started walking over to Miso, "The uber will be here in 3 minutes baby, so I'll text you when I make it to Dale's, okay?" He planted another strong kiss on Miso's lips before departing. "It was nice seeing you Lysa. Till next time."

The ladies watched him board the Uber through the living room window. "Think he's gay yet?" Lysa mumbled sarcastically.

"Oh my God, please stop." Miso groaned as she put her head in her hands; but honestly, Miso did have a secret. Miso bit her lip as she debated if she should tell Lysa everything or not.

"Girl, if you thinking about telling me some fuck shit, I recommend you tell it!" Lysa said boldly. It was almost as if she was able to read Miso's mind.

"Wait right here." Miso said. She went into her room for a crucial piece of evidence to go along with her argument — a tablet. "I've been considering sharing this with you for a few months now, and I have to warn you that it will get...intense. I would really appreciate it if you just let me get it all out, and then you can comment. Deal?"

Lysa took a deep breath, and folded her legs Indian style before nodding at Miso. "Deal."

Miso centered herself, as she opened the gallery of her tablet and located a stream of screenshots. "Okay, so, back when Lucus's phone was off, he needed to use my tablet to communicate with some people. So — boom — I gave it to him, no problem. I never thought twice about it. Lucus got his phone turned on a few days later. " Miso shook her head as she reached to pour herself another glass of wine. Lysa slapped the back of her hand, pouring the glass for her instead.

"Thank you L's," Miso took a liberal sip, and pushed on. "A week after that I kept hearing something vibrate, but I couldn't figure out what it was. Lucus didn't hear a thing, whereas I'm sitting here walking all around the house till I found the source. I discovered it was the tablet; okay, cool. I see that it mainly had kik notifications, so I'm getting ready to give it to Lucus. But girl...that tablet was going off, like bad — someone was out there demanding his attention. So, here my nosy ass go, I pull down the notification bar, just to see who it is. Guess what I saw?" Miso paused and shook her head, "You know how kik has them little thumbnail profile pics next to the message?" Lysa unfolded her legs and leaned towards Miso, her curiosity evident on her face.

Miso took another sip of wine, drawing out the suspense. "At first, I just saw a butt. So I'm sitting here thinking he was entertaining some chicks sex chat. I read the little message next to it, and it just blew me out of the water. 'I thought you loved me. Where did you go?' Giirrll, you know me — I said fuck it and opened the message thread." Miso laughed as a carefree sensation washed over her; the wine had hit her system. "Girl, I swear the 1st thing I went through was the messages, and I was just sitting there like 'woooow'. Then, I come across something that I never expected; a dick pic. So when I finish reading the messages, I go look at the profile picture again. Bitch - it was BALLS, hanging, underneath them buttcheeks."

Lysa couldn't take it. "I KNEW THAT FUCKER WAS GAY! AND YOU JUST SITTING HERE TRYING TO MAKE A HOUSE A HOME. FUCK THAT SHIT; I'M CURSING HIM OUT AS SOON AS HE GETS BACK HERE!"

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About the Creator

Enomis Tehuti

Eno here!

Known to the world as a Poetess, Voice Actor, and Author.

My tales range from erotic fictions to Si-Fi & fantasy. It is my hope, and firm belief that you'll enjoy the intricacies and simplicity of my works.

Please, Indulge.

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