A Vegas Moment

Not Everything That Happens in Vegas Has to Stay in Vegas

Two summers ago, my friends and I all had been planning this big trip to Las Vegas Nevada for our twenty first birthdays and our friend Trai was the last one to turn Twenty-one in August. We had one of our friend’s cousin who was a high roller out there plan the entire trip for us and it could not have worked out better he made sure this trip was going to create memories we would not ever forget. And he was right we created memories that will last a lifetime and it was sincerely the best time any of us have ever had doing anything ever.

We ended up with bottle service and VIP access everywhere we went which caused our entire friend group to turn into the movie The Hangover and go absolutely wild all over the Las Vegas strip. It was truly an experience of a lifetime and filled with hilarious moments we could only talk with each other about, but the vault must open this one time.

One moment in particular that is the one moment that is at the very least sharable content, was at the pool party we were allowed to go to one morning called Rehab which was funny in itself since we were overly intoxicated the entire trip for no reason other than its Vegas. We started the day EARLY with tequila shots and much more hazardous alcohol when dancing and drinking in the hot August sun in Vegas. Our friend Payton who is more of the drinker out of any of us was getting a bit sloppy in the pool and saw a middle age lady who was “eyeing him down” as he would put it and challenged us that he could get this woman to dance with him in this pool. So, we buy it, because let us face it, we were all thinking the same thing. And so there he went to complete his drunk and messy mission and as we are all laughing thinking this man is about to be slapped upside the head in a second glance this woman was really dancing on him.

These two went for like six songs straight as this lady was getting absolutely lost in her past doing dance moves that I had never seen before. Then we all hear him call out to us as were all talking in a group.

“Hey guys are you seeing this!”

And as we turn around, because at this point, we had lost a bit of interest in his new love affair we see this woman on his shoulders spinning her around like a ballerina. We had finally lost it and decided it was time to go grab our phones and just in case we were too intoxicated to remember this moment we would have the evidence!

What makes this moment even better is that while we are taking videos of Payton, we notice Trai is gone and were looking around and spot him with the most fit and Buffed out woman masseuse I had ever seen. She was rubbing him down in a long chair and it was placed in the lower end of the pool and she was going so hard on him it looked like she was drowning him, and he was struggling to keep his head above the water and breath. While on the other end me Dillon and Alberto could not contain ourselves and we could barely breath from the laughter of this series of insane events to bear witness to.

To end this horrific scene of pool lap dances and my friend drowning we look back at Payton absolutely devouring this lady’s face as they were making out right in the middle of the pool at this point you would think things could get more graphic, but it only got worse from there. Finally, when Trai returned from his near-death experience with the Buff masseuse we collectively are still sitting in the cabana drinking having a great time watching Payton fall in love with this middle age woman. As it seems they are about to wrap this encounter up this woman goes to fix her bathing suit for one last hug from Payton and as she pulls her top up, she tugged a bit too much and to hard and her entire top came off in the middle of the pool and the entire place started going wild. It just killed us all we could not fathom what had just happened never mind this atrocity taking place in the first place we truly could not breath from laughing so hard. The security guards we had with us had to keep picking us up off the ground from laughing so much.

Maybe this should have been kept in the vault, or maybe it was time to share it. But nevertheless, it was one hell of an experience with all of my friends and I would not have traded a single laugh from that day for anything I never lost my breath so hard from something before. We went on to have plenty more absurd encounters with strange people and insane things happen to us and around us while surviving Las Vegas.