Where did all the Bathrooms Go?
A.H. Mittelman
I needed a toilet badly. I couldn’t find one. It all started on the cursed 18 hour flight back home to L.A. The lavatory was closed the whole time. The restroom at the gas station I stopped at was out of service. I got back to my house and the toilet was clogged. My neighbors were out of town or at work. It was now approaching twenty four hours and no throne rooms in sight. I drove to the woods and relieved myself next to a bear doing the same thing. I guess they really do go in the woods.
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Alex H Mittelman
I love writing and just finished my first novel. Writing since I was nine. I’m on the autism spectrum but that doesn’t stop me! If you like my stories, click the heart, leave a comment. Link to book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CQZVM6WJ
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Hahahahahaha next to a bear!
Oh man, the panic of having no where to go 😆. Is this why the bear in your other story wanted to cuddle?