Unlucky Brothers

At home, my brother gave me a nickname, called "unlucky egg", every time I mention this nickname, I am always angry and red in the face, but this little guy is laughing back and forth, thinking, "Why is it that after washing my face recently, to show their "towel work "I'm not unlucky every day, and besides, the kids in kindergarten have beaten you up, so you're unlucky too. But one day, an incident verified that we are both unlucky.

One day in the summer, grandpa, grandma, dad, mom, aunt, and uncle took us both to the old house to play, in the backyard of the old house, there is a slope, next to the slope there is a big tree, a rope tied to the tree, adults in the house gossip, I called my brother over and asked him to see what I found? The brother took a look at the slope, a bad idea came out, he justified and said, "Brother, look, there is a rope on that tree, we can climb down the slope with it, and then come up ah, who is afraid, who is no good." I thought, "Wow! Are you nuts, such a slope and let me climb, I will not sell my life. But my brother's eyes have been staring at me, I reluctantly agreed, the "little unlucky" first shine, he carefully grabbed the rope, then the left foot first step, and then the right foot on top, soon, he climbed like a monkey to the bottom of the slope, to me, I asked my brother to let me do a psychological preparation, fortunately, this "little leader" allowed "Little leader" allowed, about two minutes later, I plucked up courage, but my brother was at the bottom of the playful want to see my good show, I ignored him, to carry out their own journey, one second, two seconds, three seconds ...... after more than 20 seconds, I finally came down, when my mood is very happy, bouncing around, suddenly, see my brother's face with many beans, I think it must be mosquito bites, I said to my brother, my brother also replied to me in Shaanxi: "Don't give me a prank here, be careful I let you climb two back again." I had to close the "crow's mouth", now it was time to go up, and I was nervous to death, my brother opened his little mouth again and said: "This time, you in front of me in the back, I can protect you in the back, say my body fat, a little like a pig, you a little bit of error, I can hold you. " I thought to myself, this guy will only bragging, said he looks like a pig, I think it should be long is a pig's brain, I an ass are crushed him down. Start the second leg of the journey, I pioneer, this time I was very fast, a few times to complete the task, my brother also hummed a little song while climbing, I also laughed at him from above, fortunately not found by this guy, and finally we both flew into the room.

Grandma took a look and was so shocked that she asked her brother, "What happened to you?" I answered first: "My brother has changed his appearance." Everyone laughed, but my brother said, "It was my brother who led me to a slope, and the mosquitoes around me stung me." Grandma was angry and cursed: "How can you not say you do not go, no thanks to the genus pig, long is the pig brain." Just when I was happy, my grandmother's face turned to my side again and scolded, "You only lead your brother to some dangerous places one day, not to play in our yard." We were both dumbfounded by the scolding.

When we got home at night, I said to my brother, "We're both unlucky." My brother said, "Yes! I think from now on people will call us both unlucky brothers."