Umm Hello
Heather, Are You There?
A challenge from Heather, like a Hallmark card, a pleasure
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Dearest Heather,
I'm so glad to finally hear from you. I was hoping to have heard from you sooner, and was a bit surprised you didn't mention my previous call to you.
Well, the call I placed to you from my holding cell, here at the police station, in Kalamazoo. I was able to retrieve your number from my jeans pocket, just minutes before, they made me don this orange jumpsuit.
Let me explain...
I'm afraid I took your, "where the bodies are buried," comment, quite literally. and well, unbeknownst to me...when I left a voicemail, on your cellular device, it was apprehended, no wait...that's not the word I'm looking for. It was confiscated, no... apprehended?
Crap, I can't think of the word I mean, but anyway, I'm sure you get the gist. The police heard it first, and followed the directions meant "for your eyes only," uncovering the bodies I intended you to help me "get rid of."
Too late for that now, I simply wanted you to know that I have no hard feelings, at all, and I deeply appreciated the gesture.
I will reach out to you soon, filling you in on my upcoming cavity search.
All my best
Your friend,
K
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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden
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"Powers of moonbeams and fast falling stars, bring us together, under Venus and Mars. Blood from the fault-less, upright, demure virgin. May your powers compel us, as we plunge your blade in. Wearing your ichor, pure blood of the gods, honor your servants, revealing your love. Spirit takes new forms, releasing your power, come into us now - at this fateful hour."
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden2 years ago in Fiction
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I'd offer to serve as a character witness, but, since I have no character....
Hahahahhahahahahahah Kelli! This was so freaking hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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😂😂😂 too funny.
Uh, whose number is this? I don't recognize the caller ID...hahaha!! Cavity search - that was hilarious and I laughed out loud :) What an absolute pleasure to read, my friend. And check mark, you got all the components in!