Tinkerbelle's Side

Tinkerbell hovered impatiently above two dwarf's, that's right, two of Snow White's dweebs who wondered into her fairy world. "What do you want, you gotta be Dopey and Dumbo!" The dwarf's stuttered in awe of her legs dangling above them trying to avert their eyes away from her mossy green threads. " Hey, sorry Tinkerbell, we are, um, uh, duh, looking for Snow White; she's been dropped some date rape molly in an apple and time is of the essence!"

Tinkerbell lit on a dew covered blue-bell, her wings settling to listen. Dopey had tears, quite genuine; Dumbo muttered his name was Dipsy, Tipsy or Sleepy. She fluttered her eyelashes inquisitively. " What can I do? I am from Neverland, you know Wendy, Peter and those daft children, right?" The dwarf's nodded with acknowledgement. Dumbo/Sleepy or whatever his name was went on about an apple, how this snowy white arsed woman was stupid enough to wander through the forest following a complete stranger's orders. "FINE!" Tinkerbell blurted with her barely heard but resonating voice. "I don't have GPS, so give me a clue as to where this pure as the driven snow WHITE is?". The quivering dwarf's described a path, a jealous witch or queen and pointed toward the north. Tinkerbell glared at them then flew toward an orchard.

She circled above a small cottage nestled in an apple orchard; this must be the place. Just as she was to swoop down and peek inside the window her fairy phone rang. " Seriously Peter! By now you should have told Wendy the truth; you can't just leave her hanging from the window in her night gown!" She landed on the white as the driven snow's window sill and saw her dozing while a seriously creepy creeper was attempting to remove the drugged woman's stockings. She threw a pebble at the door; the weirdo opened it, looking about and in flew Tinkerbell. Landing on an earlobe of this snowy white woman she whispered, "Wake up, I am not your fairy godmother and your in one hell of a shit show!" In that instance, snow white sat up, saw the creepy dude and hit him with her apple.