The divorce of a ghost

Chen Si is a gangster, poor as a clank. This day, he inadvertently found a Qing Dynasty tomb in the back of the mountain, so he called up his friend Big Head and wanted to rob the tomb to try his luck.

　　In a dark and windy night, two sneaky figures appeared in the desolate back of the mountain. Although the two men were raw hands, but no shortage of strength, soon from the left side of the tomb through a robber hole, but after a long search, but nothing.

　　The two could not help but be a little discouraged, suddenly, Chen four pointed to the half of the mountainside, trembling voice asked big head: "You, look, what is that?" Big head looked up, surrounded by darkness, only a few fires halfway up the mountain, is swaying towards the cemetery and.

　　Big head was scared out of his mind, immediately into the robber hole, shivering and said, "Bad, it must be the grave owner invited the ghosts to save the troops!" Chen Si forced himself to calm down, bowed and hid behind the grave, legs shaking, watching the movement of the fire.

　　The firelight soon reached the grave, Chen Si finally breathed a sigh of relief, because he was sure that it was a group of people, not only could see the figures under the firelight, but also could hear the faint sound of talking. Only to hear a hoarse voice said, "Right here." The remaining few people immediately picked up the tools in their hands and kept digging.

　　Big Head also slowed down at this time, climbed out of the robbery hole, and said quietly to Chen Si, "So it's a group of peers."

　　Chen Si, however, shook his head and said, "Listen, it seems that someone is crying."

　　Sure enough, the crowd came from the sound of suppressed cries, side ears, it turned out to be an old woman crying: "My family Huiying died a tragic death, only 23 years old this year, before marriage in a car accident away, if not for everyone's help, the whole person was a fire ......"

　　Hearing this, Chen Si and big head understand, they met not ghosts, nor grave robbers, but a group of people, to a girl named Huiying secretly into the ground, to avoid cremation.

　　Sure enough, the group left after a while of work, leaving only a new grave.

　　Chen Si and big head false alarm, fled down the mountain, nothing to gain, it seems that the line of rice is not good.

　　The next day, Chen Si alone at home sulking, big head suddenly burst in, said with a start: "Chen Si, rich, tonight we also go to the cemetery."

　　Chen Si blankly glanced at the big head: "You are sick, right? There is no decent grave in that cemetery, to steal the body ah?"

　　Big head thumbs up: "You are really smart, is to steal the body!"

　　Big head learned from somewhere, a hundred miles away from Teng County, there is an unmarried young man named Luo Hao, after the death of the disease, the family will not only secretly buried him, but also has been for him to arrange a Yin marriage, but the "marriage" has been delayed for two years, has not yet been settled. The Luo family is rich, in order to fulfill this wish, has increased the price to 100,000. In other words, if the body of a young girl sent to the Luo family, you can get 100,000 yuan reward. Big Head laughed and said, "I got in touch with the Luo family, if we steal the body of that Huiying girl, it can be much more cost-effective than robbing a tomb."

　　Chen Si hesitated and said, "The new tomb is not like the old one, the first seven days, the family of the grave owner must go to pay respects. If the body is found to be stolen and reported to the police, it may be a big deal."

　　Big Head laughed: "I've thought about this. We stole the body, restore the grave, a moment will not be found. Besides, the owner of the grave is secretly buried, even if found, but also dare not report the case."

　　Chen Si heard, is such a reason, who let themselves lack of money, dry!

Spiritual ghost story "ghost also want to divorce

　　That night, the two men breezed to the cemetery. New graves are loose, so it's much easier than robbing old graves. In a short time, two people opened the coffin, Huiying girl's body lying quietly inside. Big head to get the body bag, laid on the side, greeted Chen four to lift the body, but the two people exerted all their strength, the body is still lying at the bottom of the coffin is not moving. Two people look at me, I look at you, and tried several times, or the same.

　　Big head could not help but mutter: "Could it be that Huiying girl does not want to 'marry'?" Once the words were said, the head could not help but shiver, this is not to scare themselves?

　　But Chen Si felt that the head said some sense, frowned and said: "Here the girl married, there is a custom called 'Lai married', is to pretend that she could not leave her mother's house, unwilling to go to the in-laws, must be someone to help her take off her shoes, carry out only."

　　The big head heard, the head immediately and a big circle: "This wilderness, not so scary ah!"

　　Chen said helplessly: "Now this situation, only to try." Said, he fumbled to Huiying's feet, took off Huiying's shoes, murmured: "Huiying girl, we are sending you to get married, it is good, this is on the road, do not miss the auspicious day." Then instructed to the big head: "Big head, you turn your back on Miss Huiying, I'll help her onto your back."

　　Big head grimaced reluctantly, Chen Si hatefully kicked him, Big head had to turn his back.

　　At this point, a gust of wind blew, Chen Si hard to help Huiying's body. You do not say, this time Huiying's corpse was really helped up. Two people were scared, but for the sake of 100,000 yuan, or carefully put the body into the body bag, said with a bow: "Huiying girl, when we will restore your grave, this will send you to the marriage."

　　Finally busy with everything, has received news of the Luo family has been prepared, according to the custom of Yin wedding prepared for a grand ceremony. Chen Si and big head patience, see Huiying girl was sent to Luo Hao's grave, and a skeleton embraced and sleep, only as hoped to get paid, happy to go.

　　Things passed half a year, and big head at first guessed the same, everything is calm, Chen four and big head has long forgotten about this to Java.

　　This day, Chen Si was sleeping at home, several police officers came in and arrested him without any reason. Chen Si shouted accusations, a police officer grunted and said, "Big head has all confessed, you do not want to deny."

　　Chen Si was dumbfounded, the case of theft of a corpse committed! The case was soon cleared up, and when the court was in session, Chen Si saw Big Head and cursed him for not being a thing and confessing himself for no reason.

　　The big head was so angry that he spat at Chen Si and said, "This thing would have been unknown, if you had not leaked the news, how would I have been caught?"

　　After the trial, the two people understood that they were reported. The whistle-blower said a good thing, but also provided the names and addresses of Chen four and big head, but this is an anonymous tip phone, the judge could not find this witness, the good thing is that the evidence is solid, the two also confessed.

　　In the days waiting for the verdict, Chen four and big head was transferred to the same number of rooms. How can not understand, things have passed more than half a year, how can someone report, and also know that the two of them do it? The more Chen Si thought, the more suffocating, sleeping on the bunk board sighing, when he found a small line written on the bunk board: "Teng County Luo Hao to this."

　　Chen Si heart a shock, this name how so familiar? Suddenly, he remembered something, said in a trembling voice to the big head: "This, this Luo Hao, is not the buyer of the corpse we sell?"

　　Two people were shocked, can not be such a coincidence? Luo Hao has also been in prison?

　　At this time, the number of a room in the "second court" saw the expression of two people, came over to see: "Hey, this Luo Hao you know?" Chen Si and Big Head shook their heads at the same time.

　　The "second entry" said: "I know this Luo Hao, I came in for the first time, and he stayed together. This guy is so bad that dogs do not eat, eating, drinking, gambling, cheating and cheating accounted for all. I heard that his family has some money, it was easy to get him out, but who knows he overdosed and died. I should have known better than to let him in prison, this guy is a ghost is not a good ghost, I'm afraid, ha ha ......"

　　Chen four and big head you look at me, I look at you, dumbfounded.

　　The last procedure of the body theft case is for Chen Si and Big Head to identify the stolen body, and then perform the cremation in accordance with national law. Chen Si and Dato' dropped their heads and identified the combined graves of Luo Hao and Huiying. The law enforcement officers opened the coffin and prepared to pick out the bones of the two men separately and send them for cremation.

　　Looking at the open coffin, Chen Si suddenly shouted: "I understand!" Big Head asked, "What do you understand?"

　　Chen four clearly remember, when the girl Huiying Yin marriage, is and Luo Hao face to face, to embrace the position of buried, but now Huiying and Luo Hao's bones have been very separate, and, from the shape of the bones, is definitely back to back look.

　　Chen Si wanted to say, that anonymous report phone, maybe the Huiying girl called, she felt married to the wrong ghost, want a divorce, so there is such a ......

　　Chen Si opened his mouth, wanted to say something, but nothing came out.