The church of the blueberry

The Blueberry Doctrine

A Community Charter of the Boobers & the Blueberry Cult

1. Core Beliefs (Doctrine)

1.1 The Berry Principle

Life is best approached with humor, kindness, and mutual support. The Blueberry symbolizes sweetness with a slightly tart edge — joy with modesty. And best best lived through balance — kindness with honesty, joy with responsibility, humor with respect, and self-care with care for others.

1.2 The Symbol of the Blueberry

The blueberry represents nourishment, resilience, and quiet strength. Its symbolism reminds members to seek personal well-being while contributing positively to the community. Consumption of blueberries is a voluntary symbolic act, never an obligation.

1.3 The Boober Bond

Members (“Boobers”) are equals. No Boober is above another. Hierarchies exist only for moderation, organization, guidance, and safeguarding the community’s ethical standards., not spiritual superiority. No individual is spiritually superior to another. Human connection, empathy, and mutual encouragement are essential to emotional and moral well-being. Community is viewed as a shared garden in which all members contribute to growth.

1.4 The Law of Chill

Do not escalate conflict unnecessarily. Humor > hostility.

Participation in all rituals, chats, or traditions is voluntary and revocable at any time. Streams considered a place of calm laughter and held in reverence

1.5 Freedom of Belief and Participation

Participation in all teachings, rituals, and gatherings is voluntary. Members retain full personal autonomy and freedom of conscience.

1.6 One's body, mind and emotions are sacred

All physical matters require consent to violate such is to commit an afront on another's physical being. All mental matters are to be handled with diligence, intellect and respect. One should be mindful of their words and actions and how they affect others, honesty should always prevail, but when able it should be given in a manner that takes the feelings of others into consideration.

2. Moral Code / Behavioral Rules

Respect All Berries/persons – No harassment, hate speech, or discrimination. Treat others with dignity regardless of background or belief.

Compassionate Communication – Resolve disagreements through dialogue rather than hostility.

Honesty and Transparency – Value truthfulness in personal conduct and community matters.

Non-Exploitation – Do not use the fellowship for personal gain at the expense of others.

No Real-World Harm – Never encourage dangerous behavior.

Privacy and Safety are Sacred – No doxxing or personal data sharing. Safeguard personal information and emotional well-being.

Humor Without Cruelty – Teasing is fine; targeted bullying is not. Encourage laughter that uplifts rather than harms.

Community Stewardship – Contribute positively to shared spaces and activities.

Voluntary Participation – No one is pressured into rituals, donations, or titles.

No Spoiling the Stream – Avoid spoilers, backseating unless invited.

3. Roles & Structure

SallieRed (Symbolic Guide)

Not a deity, prophet, or authority — simply the “Voice of the Stream.”

Best Berries (Facilitators or Guides)

Individuals who help coordinate gatherings, discussions, and educational efforts. Their role is organizational, not authoritative over belief. Traditional garemnts are blueberry colored

Moderators/Garden Keepers (Stewards)

Maintain respectful environments, address conflicts, and ensure adherence to ethical standards. Maintain order, remove toxicity, protect the vibe. Wears a badge marked with bunches of blueberries on arms

Boobers (Members)

Equal participants who shape the culture and direction of the fellowship through collaboration and shared dialogue.

Leadership is accountable, reviewable, and transparent.

4. Traditions & Rituals

These are symbolic and optional:

The First berry – New members post a blueberry emoji or greeting.

Welcoming Rite – A simple greeting or shared acknowledgment when new members join

Weekly Chill Hour – A dedicated relaxed stream or chat moment.

The Meme Offering – Sharing humor as cultural currency.

Blueberry Day – A yearly anniversary celebration stream.

Reflection Assemblies – Regular meetings focused on moral discussion, creativity, or personal growth.

Acts of Service – Volunteer efforts or charitable initiatives benefiting the broader public.

Moments of Gratitude – Encouraging members to recognize positive contributions in their lives and communities.

Symbolic Blueberry Observance – Optional sharing or consumption of blueberries as a reminder of balance and nourishment, never presented as a health requirement or spiritual necessity.

5. Marriage Traditions:

Elements:

Exchange of berry-themed tokens

Everyone wears red and blue

Shared vow of mutual support and humor

Witnessed by at least two community members

Optional “Berry Oath” Do you the red berry take this blue berry to lawfully share your vine/bush, 'til picking or juicing do you part. same in reverse. Exchange tokens. I know pronounce you red and blue you may now squeeze the red, may your vine/bush be forever fruitful and blossom

Doctrine Rules for Union:

Must be consensual adults

Non-exclusive or exclusive by personal agreement only

No financial obligation required

May be dissolved by mutual statement (“Unpairing of the Berries”) under witness of a Best Berry

The fellowship may recognize symbolic unions between consenting adults who wish to affirm mutual respect, kindness, and shared growth. These ceremonies hold cultural and spiritual meaning only unless formal civil requirements are separately fulfilled under law.

6. Financial and Organizational Ethics

Donations are voluntary and transparently managed.

No required payments for participation or recognition.

Financial records are documented and reviewable by governing members.

Funds are directed toward community benefit, educational efforts, or charitable outreach.

Personal income and organizational finances remain strictly separate.Some basic living needs of Best Berries and Garden Keepers (not mean to replace an actual job)

6. Legal Safety Clauses

No required donations or tithes

No medical, legal, or financial advice presented as doctrine

No replacement of civil law

7. Cultural Values

Humor as healing

Creativity over conformity

Inclusivity

Digital fellowship

Self-expression

Consent & boundaries

Knowledge is to be shared, mostly for the benefit of other Berries in order to enlighten the mind

Compassion

Integrity

Emotional Well-Being

Responsibility

Mutual Support

8. Public Benefit Commitment

The Blueberry Fellowship aspires to contribute positively beyond its membership through:

Educational discussions on empathy and ethical living

Creative and wellness-oriented community events

Volunteer and charitable initiatives

Safe and inclusive discussion spaces