The cab from heaven

There are many ways to tell this story, I believe I took a cab ride to heaven, while my friends say it's even more bizarre, that I can disappear. As for my wife, she, she said I was simply crawling back that day.

　　That day, our classmates party, play until midnight is not too much, six in the class on the very iron buddy (there are three girls, ah, rather than call sisters forget) and continue to go out to play.

　　We went to the "Heavenly World" on Haiyang Road to bounce, always feel not enough to drink, and found a practice song city, continue to drink the wine we bought from the road. We are not boys and girls, some of the greasy hair and powder face also when the chief, but we are like children playing very crazy, girls also big cups of whiskey, grabbing the song. Finally six people drank down five, (one of them to drive did not force) who can not stand.

　　They all live in the seaside area, and I moved to the harbor area early. The whole thing went south and north. I did not let them send, let them go straight home, I said I call a cab. The students who were driving didn't believe me and said how there would be cabs at this time, I said with a big tongue: yes, yes, yes.

　　The company's main business is to provide a wide range of products and services to its customers. The other drunk boys and girls also said that is not it. Only the driving classmates are very puzzled, even said where it is, how I can not see ah?

　　I said you kid is night blindness, I can not imagine so old still not well.

　　The cab stopped in front of me, so light, not even a little sound. I pulled open the door and sat next to the driver. Then I turned my head to say goodbye to my old classmates, and I saw that the guy driving the car still looked confused, but had been pushed and shoved to the car by others.

　　I looked at the driver with a smile, and at that time I didn't feel that there was anything wrong with the driver. I don't know if it was because it was dark or I was too drunk to see the color.

　　I pulled out a cigarette and asked him to smoke it, but he refused, pushing me away with his hand. His hand was cold, I thought it was my own to be burned by the alcohol, so hot on my body to look like someone else's hand was cold.

　　I said he is my friend, you are his friend, then also my friend, so that is to look down on me, and so on and so forth said a whole lot. He did not say a word, but still did not smoke my cigarette.

　　I said tired of him before asking a question: where to go?

　　Heh. Welcome to Spring Lane. I said, "Do you know it?

　　He did not say anything, from the sight of the car has been driven up. But how light and drifting, no sound at all? I can't help but even praise the master's skill is really high, high!

The cab in paradise

　　Friends party? He finally began to talk to me.

　　I said classmates classmates, I have not seen for years. He asked me if my wife was also my classmate? I said no. He said his wife was his classmate. He also asked me to go back now, my wife is not sleeping at home waiting?

　　I found out that I was too unbelievable to play so late, and my wife was definitely not sleeping waiting for me at home. Unless I say I'm not going back tonight. I said yes.

　　He said he was the same, as long as he went out for a run, no matter how late his wife had to wait for him to return.

　　Then he said he sent me the road also and their home by the way, he went back to see do not mind, right?

　　I said it's okay, you go see it.

　　He stopped the car. Then pointed me to a building, and sure enough there was a window still lit.

　　By this time my head was a little dizzy, so I simply closed my eyes and dozed off.

　　I do not know how long he came back, but also carried a thermos lunch box, said his wife to do him the night. This lunchbox is very strange, actually transparent, you can see inside is rice and fried garlic eggs.

　　I rubbed my eyes, it was still the same. I thought to myself that I was really fucking drunk.

　　Then I arrived home, I enthusiastically asked his name, saying that in the future we are friends, he said his name is Zhang Shaojun, belongs to the peace fleet.

　　I entered the house my wife was amazed, said you rolled from where the body mud ah?

　　I said what mud, I took a cab back what mud?

　　My wife said bullshit! I didn't look at any cab, I saw you shaking and shaking back.

　　The woman is a lot of things, I do not care and her theory, eyes closed on the sleep over.

　　The next day my driver classmate called early in the morning and asked if I was okay, I said how bad?

　　He said you can really God ah, not will disappear, right, a blink of an eye and disappeared, you really took a car back?

　　I said that there is a lie?

　　He stayed for half a day, said he could not drive, he has night blindness ah.