Humor

Pigeons

‘Croo, coo; crooo... croo; croo, coo,’ wing-flap, ‘croo,’ a louder wing-flap. ‘Crooo, co; croo, croo, croo,’ and a series of wing-flaps that made Federico sit up on the bed. But he lay down again immediately, covering his head.

Unrequited love of Akash and Nabila

Unrequited love of Akash and Nabila Akash has always had a little more weakness to Facebook. He used to chat on Facebook, doing this and that every day. He spends most of his time commenting on his friends' status and telling stories. But when Facebook friends are busy with other things and can't find friends online to tell stories, lonely darkness descends on Akash's life.

Cat-tastrophe!

Ohhhhh, there once was a cat, and his name was Jed! Poor Mountaineer barely kept his kittens fed... Sorry, wrong cat, wrong song.

THE CRIMSON WIZARD

Thomas' Mystery

Once upon a time, there was a man named Thomas. Thomas was exceedingly average. When he went to school he earned average grades, at work he performed exactly as expected, and when he returned home, he spent his time as an average American would. Thomas stayed in line as he should, never making waves, keeping on the correct path of life so that he could eventually retire and live a relaxing life wherever he ended up. He always hoped it would be California, but he would be fine in whatever quiet suburb was offered to him.

The Jet Pee Nong Hotel

“Jet Pee Nong, what the hell is that?” asked the walk-in customer. “That, my friend, is the name of a magnificent hotel. At a brilliant resort, on the holiday you’ve been dreaming of.” Answered the overly keen sales agent at Rickets Travel Bureau.

Love takes away more than it gives.

- In the days of the Ramayana, the earth was hesitant. It is not ram and not hands. But if Kali had any hesitation, it would be for the benefit of others, not Ramapati. Frankly, I do not understand that there is no human. Everyone was standing on top of the hill, talking. Suddenly Nanellar shouted. If I say - Ray is coming, but not until then. We all looked and saw Ramapati and entered his house again. Everyone realizes that no matter how urgent Ramapati's mission may be, he must stop paving the way as it is now. When you get home, you can sit quietly for a while. Then he sent a servant to take a look. If the server comes back and says the road is clear, he can go out again. I said let's go, what's the point of being difficult? Why did Nanilal say he's moving? Is this the way? Shall we eat a girl learning to read?

There is more joy in giving love than in receiving love.

gem  In the neglect of poetry, the Indian poet Rabindranath has been complaining about the world poet Palmicki, who has done injustice to Urmira in his poetry. However, he also said that in rasasrishti it is impossible to give the heroine the same respect and equal rights. However, Urmila is mentioned in the Ramayana. But don't Ramchandra and Sita Devi have more female friends and servants that Adikabi doesn't even mention?

A sweet love.

- Day off. In the morning, Tarini Chattogei came out with four mice and a cup of tea. His descent meant - the daughter went out to find a pot for the rock. He's been doing this for three years. When I returned in the evening, I put a foot in the dirt and sat down with my head in both hands. His wife, Navadurga, hastily put the pillow aside and left it near her. I asked him to get up and sit down. The faint smile on Talini Babu's face disappeared with a sigh before exploding. He said: Why do I make sure to keep me alive?

Swipe Right For Love

I will be releasing excerpts of my book Swipe Right For Love, for anyone interested in a humorous and romantic look at modern-day love and dating.

The 28 Year Agreement

Nearly 28 years ago their lives were changed. Shelly couldn’t explain her bond with Chris and Tommy to her husband. They shared an experience that shook them to their young cores. She knew he wouldn’t believe the details, he being a practical, no nonsense man who couldn’t see past his nose in order to imagine the possibility of things.

What Will? Who Will?

What Will? Who Will? “What? Who?” Budgie asked. “Yes, Mr Um… Budgie, it is strange, but I am only passing on instructions as requested by my client,” said Mr Paulson.