Sell the rabbitking ear

one

The rabbit king always felt that he had no other people's king air when this king. Look at the tiger king, lion king, Wolf king, majestic, or lead men attack, or accept the subjects worship. And you, on the other hand, aren't you king? Will only lead his followers to escape disaster, living in fear every day. The rabbit king decided to borrow the opportunity of the year of the rabbit to change his image, when a real king.

He called in some of his wise ministers to advise him.

"Is it physical? I suggest you find a doctor." "Said one minister.

Rabbit king thinks is reasonable, oneself since childhood timid, probably and what the problem on the body has a relationship. He decided to go to the doctor.

The rabbit king's shanzhai is close to the hospital, but it took him two months to get there. He stopped at the sound of wind and grass, and was frightened to see if there was any danger lurking around him. The rabbit king has long ears and can hear sounds dozens of miles away.

Finally at the hospital.

"What department?" At the registration window.

"Look..." The rabbit king did not know which department to look at.

"What is it? "Asked the window.

"Timid... No king? ..." The rabbit king blushed.

"See the psych department." Pass the rabbit king a registration card through the window.

The doctor of psychology is a young man, he received the rabbit king with a smile on his face. He was very surprised when he learned that the rabbit in front of him was the king of rabbits all over the world.

The doctor questioned the rabbit king comprehensively about his symptoms and gave him an electrocardiogram.

Suddenly, the rabbit king nervous? Come on, his ears are straight. There was fear in his eyes.

"What's the matter with you? "Asked the doctor anxiously.

"I hear a Wolf." The rabbit king shivered all over.

"Wolf? I didn't hear that!" The doctor was amused.

The rabbit king did hear the Wolf cry, and it was many miles away.

The doctor suddenly understood that the root of the rabbit king's disease was in his ears.

"I suggest you sell your ears." The doctor said.

"What do you mean, sell your ears?" For the first time, the Rabbit suspected he had heard wrong.

"Yes, for ears." The doctor nodded affirmatively.

"Sell your ears and you will be a real king." 'added the doctor.

'Really? The Rabbit king was dubious.

"I kid you not." The doctor was quite sure.

Rabbit king letter, from the first to see the young doctor he has a good impression of him.

"But how about ears? On the head." The Rabbit thought of a technical problem.

"Come to our hospital for a transplant." 'said the doctor briskly.

two

The rabbit family advertised the king's ears on television. Because it is the year of the rabbit, television stations for free rabbit family advertising.

The news reached the ears of King Tiger.

"Rabbit ears can hear sounds far, far away." A minister reminded the Tiger king.

"If you buy rabbit ears and install them, you will be even more powerful." Another minister offered advice.

The tiger king thought it was reasonable, if they installed rabbit ears, guaranteed more tiger gas, more prestige.

"Get in touch with the Rabbit King!" The king of the tiger ordered his men, lest others buy the ears of the rabbit king first.

The rabbit king agreed to sell the ear to the Tiger king. This afternoon, the rabbit king and tiger king came to the hospital. Since e the rabbit is very badass and cannot see the tiger, the doctor put them in two operating rooms. We are very badass.

The doctor gave the rabbit king an anesthetic. In the twinkling of an eye, the rabbit king's long ears were sawed off.

The doctor in the other operating room attached the long ear to the tiger King's ear.

The rabbit king sold the long ears to the Tiger King.

That's true. Since he cut off his ears, the rabbit king has become bolder. He was as bold as ever, but his ears were shorter and he heard fewer sounds that frightened him.

After the rabbit king sold his ears, he really showed the king's spirit. He does things sedate, don't panic, won the whole rabbit family worship.

Once, a group of wolves approached the rabbit family, the rabbit panicked, scared up and down.

But the rabbit king did not hear the Wolf's roar at all. He shouted down his frantic men.

Your Majesty's calmness reassured the people, and they all calmed down.

The wolves saw the rabbit as if nothing had happened, but they did not dare to rush forward. They recognized that there was a large net behind the rabbit, and they wanted to beat the net of the wolves. As the wolves retreated, the people shouted, "Long live the Rabbit King." Later, when the rabbit king heard that the wolves were only a hundred meters away from him, he almost died of fright.

three

After the tiger king installed his long ears, it was very fresh. He could hear the sounds coming from far away. The good times did not last long. The next night, the King of the Tiger had no sleep. He heard two boys arguing.

One said, "The tiger is good."

Another retort: "Tigers are bad!"

What? Call me a bad guy! The Tiger was so angry that his whiskers trembled, but he could do nothing about it -- at least it was coming from tens of miles away. King Tiger did not sleep all night.

The next night, the sleepy Tiger King was just about to go to sleep when he heard someone talking about the quick book "Wu Song Fights a Tiger" in Shandong Province, accompanied by the applause of the room. King Tiger was shaking with anger.

From now on tiger king is fidgety and restless, insomnia accompanies appetite to drop, irascibility rises. At one moment I heard the lonely and miserable cries of fellow tigers in the zoo, and at another moment I heard the sad news that the hunters in certain places had killed several more tigers. The Tiger's head was big. He missed the quiet days and his small ears.

The minister persuaded the king to return the ear to the rabbit. It is said that the king of the Rabbit is not willing to die, he is mobilizing his people to sell long ears - or give them for nothing.

This is the big news in the Year of the Rabbit, and the whole animal world knows it