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I have a preliminary plan for how to let Ying Pangzi and Jing Ersilly stay here for a year. In the first quarter, I will teach them to take care of themselves. They will not be surprised to see anything. In the second quarter, I plan to take two people to a nearby restaurant for a sweet tooth or something. It shouldn't be difficult to get by. The third quarter is the most exciting quarter, two people should be tired of the dull days, I take them to the playground, ride the bumper cars, play the sky mouse, occasionally take them to sing K. The fourth quarter is in sight, and I will tell them the truth, and they will live in the hell of hate.

No one can know their identity, of course, this is unnecessary, but the fact that the first assassin and the first Emperor in my specific identity is "black", if the police target will be in trouble.

On my 1400 salary, barely enough to survive this year in peace, Baozi's salary is 800 a month, just enough for herself. Bao Zi is a thrifty and careless person. As long as he is not hungry, has no concept of money, and attaches great importance to affection, he probably won't object to these two staying with people for a long time.

I had been worried that Jing Ke would take advantage of my absence to harm Qin Shi Huang, but there seemed to be no such sign, he is now full of thoughts on the semiconductor man body, dinner when I saw him hide a few rice in his jacket pocket (my Adi ah!) I guess he's trying to feed some imaginary man. I think he's cute. I did the same thing when I was three and a half.

Win fat man after I eat two meals this is more firm this is the celestial world, he ate at least 7 jin steamed stuffed bun at noon, added two meals in the evening, eat a few mouthfuls said: "Zaozha (Shaanxi dialect, delicious ah mean). The reason why he unified the six States was that the grain in the state of Qin was not enough to feed him. Moreover, he had never seen any eggplant, cucumber, radish or tomato on the table. I was really curious about what kind of vegetables the people in the Warring States period ate.

In the evening we four people watch TV together, I put my arm around the waist of the steamed stuffed bun sitting on the sofa, win fat man and Jing Ersilly respectively move small bench sitting on both sides of us. You can imagine a man, full of wine and food, holding his woman, on one side is the greatest assassin of all time, on the other side is the first emperor who unified China, and it feels, tut, tut, even for a moment I thought I had become immortal.

But the movie on CCTV 6 that day I think is less suitable than porn for two new members: Hero.

Jing Ke to also, but the film mentioned many times "the king of Qin", even the final subtitle and Qin Shi Huang three words, but win fat man calmly finished the movie, he did not know that the inside of Chen Daoming played who, although the clothing temporarily caused his interest, but in his view obviously and his kingdom is worlds apart, he said after watching the movie: "Oh my God, the silk harp is hungry, but it's not like it's been dried. When the silk is hungry, they will be hungry, regardless of the breath of heaven!"

This is how the First Emperor of Qin commented on Hero.

Later I thought to understand, Ying Pangzi himself did not know what the three words Qin Shi Huang refers to, because that is the later generations of his name, although he claimed to be the "first emperor" and his life probably no one pointed at his nose to call him "Qin Shi Huang".

In fact, the First Emperor of Qin had a big misunderstanding about his current situation. He really thought that this was an all-knowing and all-powerful fairy world, so he didn't think he was very important, and he didn't think it was necessary to hide his name. I think this is good, as long as no one believes him, I can live in peace.

The baozi didn't believe her anyway. Her comment on the First Emperor's remark was later that she told me: "Fat people can blow."

In a twinkling of an eye, Jing Ke and Qin Shi Huang maintained a peaceful coexistence, the two people have been able to use the shower, switch the TV, Jing Ke also can not use the remote control, Qin Shi Huang can only press the 1 to 9 channels, but can use the "+" key to add the channel, I am very grateful for the set-top box to bring rich channels, if the TV as before only a few, I'm afraid the First Emperor of Qin should have figured out a system of knowledge. Now he is dazzled by more than 200 sets. Jing Ke like a fetish and semiconductor inseparable, two days to buy batteries for him spent more than 20, I sometimes sent him to buy a pack of cigarettes for me, looking for money to buy sugar for him......

Qin Shi Huang started from a very high point, listening to music directly with mP4, by the way infatuated with the camera function, this time he could not help but curious, must ask me what, before I answered him, Jing Ersilly students have used his "little man" theory to explain, Qin Shi Huang was skeptical, finally took Jing Ersilly aside to study, I estimate that he and Jing Ke after a year, Intelligence can be successfully reduced to the level of a five-year-old child.

Baozi was working late this week. As expected, she did not raise any objection. She was a woman who liked to be busy and seemed to get along well with Qin Shi Huang.

Things are looking good.

That day we finished lunch, I went to sit down, the steamed stuffed bun back to the house to lie for a while, more than 3 o 'clock up, said the toilet did not toilet paper let me go to buy. I went out for a walk, around half a street to buy a roll of toilet paper this only leisurely stroll back, I entered the pawnshop upstairs, see Qin Shihuang and Jing Ke are sleeping in their rooms, my bedroom no one, I shouted a few steamed stuffed bun no one to me, I pushed the toilet door, it was locked.

I impatiently knocked twice and said: "Lock what lock, it is me." Inside or no movement, I hammered twice again: "all old husband and wife, open the door quickly, I put down the paper also go downstairs to see the shop." Still no one said anything.

I was angry and lifted the toilet door on the calendar - you may not forget, this door had been Jing Ke stabbed a big hole.

And then I saw one -- butt.

Oh, I know, I know, there's never been a beautiful woman who showed her butt first, even if she was destroyed by a hero to save, at most, her clothes are disheveled, and then too much, her breasts are half exposed.

But I did first see a buttocks, and then I saw a beautiful woman in ancient costume sitting on the toilet to urinate, she had been very nervous by my knock on the door, and now the door suddenly opened a big gash, and then a man stared at her buttocks, she was so frightened that she forgot to act, still so lures sitting, but subconsciously covered her mouth.

I was also very embarrassed, and then said a let me admire myself: "Do you want paper?"

With that said, I put the paper on the door and hurried downstairs, my fragile little heart is a vigorous jump ah. Calm for a while, can't stop thinking about the butt (!) It looks white and smooth, if you can hold it in your hand, have a backyard, plus that girl's costume, imagine her breathing voice and appearance, this tone is really close to the kiss! I don't know when she was a friend of Baozi.

Wait! Why can the friend of steamed stuffed bun wear ancient clothes?

Rehearse? You don't have to wear your costume to go home!

Then my mind suddenly flashed a face that could not be beaten -- Liu Lao Liu, definitely him! Is this back court, uh... Period beauty is my third client, okay?