Operation Chopper

Tian Yong is the director of the "Fantasy West" scenic spot management committee. This day, in the city's tourism quarterly meeting, he was named and criticized by the newly appointed director Wang Lin, the reason is that the "Fantasy West" scenic spot sculpture "Change Flying" was "salty hands" The attack!

At the meeting, Secretary Wang also showed a photo through the big screen: an obscene man's hand touching the sculpture "Change" chest laughing ...... and then looking at the "Change" chest, has been The "salty hands" have touched the oil shiny ...... This photo was taken by a netizen, posted to the forum, and instantly had more than 100,000 hits. Finally, Secretary Wang could not stand it.

Director Wang did not give a face to Director Tian. He said in his speech, "First, the sculpture should not be allowed to be damaged; second, the quality of tourists, the scenic spot should take responsibility."

Too late to eat lunch, Director Tian rushed back to the scenic area, and found the office director Xiao Li to implement the spirit of the meeting - cut off the "salty hands". By the requirements of the Bureau, where the sculpture, all unified set fence, and hanging reminder signs.

In an afternoon's work, Li put a circle of three meters square railings to "Change" on the fence. Around the fence is hanging a striking reminder sign, which reads: no climbing in big red letters. In addition, Tian's director also installed a camera not far away, real-time monitoring "Change" whether the "salty hands" attack ......

Surprisingly: then the high fence also failed to stop the "salty hands" on the "Change" attack. Monitoring a male tourist struggling to climb the fence, smiling in the "Change" chest touched a hand. Then climb the fence again, flip back, and only then be satisfied to leave.

Director Tian saw these, angry enough. He hurriedly out of the office, shooed the "salty hand", and asked: "Hello! I would like to ask, how do you still touch people's breasts?"

The visitor replied seriously: "Touching the chest? Who said I was touching breasts? I was touching a stone!" Director Tian choked on his words. Aren't all sculptures a pile of rocks? It was the artists who gave them life with a burst of axes and knives!

"Besides, aren't you the ones who told me to touch them?" The visitor said. Director Tian never dreamed that the tourists would backtrack. Director Tian just wanted to retort, Xiao Li tugged his coat corner and said quietly, "There is such a thing!" Director Tian did not dare to say more, and hastily made amends with the tourists, and then hurriedly left.

Back to the office, Li then unfolded: at that time, the scenic area has not been hung "five-star", the tourists are small, has been operating in debt. To attract tourists, the management committee to "Change flying" made up a legend: "Change" is a "big-breasted" beauty. "Big breast" is "breast enlargement". Women can touch the "breast", men touch the "good luck". So it has attracted a lot of "salty hands".

After listening to the director, Tian was dumbfounded, the pit was originally dug by the scenic spot itself!

Looking at the monitoring of a "bar" and over the tourists, the director of Tian anxiously rubbed his hands. How can this be good? As the saying goes, "three stinkers, top a Zhuge Liang". Director Tian hastily organized a staff meeting, to brainstorm and see what good ideas we have.

At the meeting, we all agreed that: the phenomenon of "salty hands" are free trouble. If the touch fee, who is willing to do this "salty hand" it? Finally, we all agreed: take the scene charge! This is not a good idea. Director Tian knows: that the Tourism Bureau and the Price Bureau have been three ordered to firmly put an end to the phenomenon of "taking the scene charges. But what can we do now?

Director Tian called Xiao Li, and the "no climbing" sign was replaced with a "fee for taking a view". This method worked! Yes, who wants to pay for touching a cold stone? Of course, there are some "not bad" people who pay to assault the chest, but the number of people has been sharply reduced by half. Thus, it seems that the program of "charging for taking scenes" is beginning to bear fruit. For this reason, Director Tian was happy for a while.

Unfortunately, the good times did not last long. A message from a circle of friends startled Director Tian. The title of the message is particularly attractive: "Fantasy West Tour scenic spot" Change "into" prostitutes - give money to let touch ". Now is the era of self-media, this circle of friends spread speed, can catch up with the lightning! If the price bureau knows this, you have to eat! Director Tian gave an order, overnight to the "take the scene charges" sign removed.

Signing a withdrawal does not matter, "salty hands" began to attack the chest again.

These two moves are not working. No choice, director Tian had to ask his son who studied abroad to see what high stakes were abroad. The son said: "Blocking is better than unblocking." Then, it said to Director Tian his idea.

The next day, the scenic spot put out an advertisement on the TV station: "Fantasy West, free photos for your loved ones ......" Director Tian explained in the press conference that the scenic spot should provide free photos for visitors who like "Change "visitors to provide free photo opportunities, and then send the photos to their loved ones. Give the photo to your loved one, where will you put your hands? Can you still put those dirty hands obscenely on the "Change" chest?

This trick works! But the headache is: that this approach only cut off the hands of men, and women still touch as usual.

No way, Tian's director had to go out again to "learn from the experience" - to the neighboring scenic areas to see how people are engaged. Once to the neighboring county scenic spot, director Tian immediately froze: people simply did not set up a fence, but also did not charge. They just chained a dog under the sculpture. The dog's neck hung a striking sign: rabies.

A "trick" to break the dreamer! Director Tian obtained the "real" and hurried back.

Back to the scenic area, director Tian and Li discuss this "Change" around what can be chained. The dog on the "Change" side is not appropriate. This "Change" side can only use the "jade rabbit" to accompany it! But this little white rabbit which tourists will be afraid of ah? Director Tian couldn't decide for a while and didn't know what to do.

"White rabbits do not bite. But the white rabbit will poop ah!" Xiao Li said.

"Yeah, I didn't think of that. Isn't our goal to keep tourists away from the sculpture?" Director Tian was so excited that he slapped his thigh, "Let's do that! Raising rabbits ......"

Director Tian asked Xiao Li to put barbed wire around "Change" and raise rabbits in the net! When a nest of rabbits bounced around inside the monitor, Director Tian secretly gave himself a nod of approval. "Change" with the rabbit, the whole picture is natural, coordinated, and natural!

The white rabbit, after eating and shitting, after shitting and eating. In less than two days, "Change" has been surrounded by white rabbit droppings.

Auntie Zhao, a cleaning lady who knew nothing about it, diligently swept the droppings out. When Director Tian found out about it, he criticized her: "What do you think you are raising these rabbits for, but for the rabbit droppings?" Auntie Zhao felt very aggrieved, wasn't this a lot of work for no good? It was not until Xiao Li explained that Auntie Zhao understood the good intentions of Director Tian.

Waiting for two more days, the sculpture is full of white rabbit droppings again. This time, the "salty hand" is completely unable to reach out. Haha, as long as a close to the "Change", must step on a foot of feces can not. Finally, this nasty "salty hand" was completely cut off ......

Director Tian thought it was a great success, did not expect: some tourists again to the claws of the "Iron Fan Princess" fan, "pig" big ears ...... this time, the scenic area can not make up What legend! So, Director Tian began a new round of chopping "hands" action ......