Oh Jeff… Why?
Yes Jeff… There is a Santa Claus
‘Oh Jefff…, I love you too…, but…
“But what? I don’t understand.”
“I can’t marry a man who tells his five year old there’s no Santa Claus.”
“But there isn’t! And reindeer don’t fly!”
“Okay, but, did you have to tell your son to tell my three year old?”
While this unofficial challenge is over I had to drop one more. 🤗 Happy New Year.
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Andrew C McDonald
Andrew McDonald was a 911 dispatcher for 30 yrs with a B.S. in Math (1985). He served as an Army officer 1985 to 1992, honorably exiting a captain.
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Comments (4)
This was such a playful yet relatable little slice of holiday drama! Poor Jeff, getting caught in the crossfire of Santa politics—classic "don’t ruin the magic" vibes. Short, sweet, and packed with family holiday tension.
Jeff is a thief of joy, lol. Loved this!
Well done! Loved it!
A coward with no morals and afraid of childhood fantasy