Now why would Charlie want Frank dead?!!?

December 16th 2099 around about Winter season, a friend of a friend introduced a friend to some new friends. Frank was like, "Charlie, I am not sure about this, and you know my motto about taking on new friends, shit I do not know these motherfuckers from a can of Blue Ribbon Pabst so why would I just haul off, and trust these motherfuckers?" Charlie replied, "Well I know my new friends want the benefit of the doubt until we both get to know them, okay." Charlie was like, "Come on man, just give them a chance, I'm not asking you to jump into the bed with them, or give them your house, and car keys, off rip that would be dumb to allow a stranger that you do not know from a can of paint anything sensitive." It's like being stupid allowing someone to steal your shit and no one will save your ass, and get your shit back for you, while the thief is laughing out loud hysterically, and like a maniac who just got rich quick. Do not be quick to cast your pearls before swine. I have been there, and wished I had kept a lot of shit to myself. Charlie, Jeff, and their new friends Collin & Ollie tripped cat balls all night long at some apartment that belongs to Jeff, and they did xanax, incredible hulk, and potent loud marijuana all night long. They were drinking like fishes preparing themselves for a week worth or more of a hangover in one day the way they were drinking, while rolling huge blunts, 7 grams per blunt, Charlie was like "Yo dude, we both rolling big blunts." Jeff replied, "Bet you cannot beat my 8.5 grams in my big ass blunt though, ha ha!!" Collin & Ollie said, "If ya'll keep saying words out of ya'll mouths right, we are going to get ya'll, we got ya'll pegged." Charlie & Jeff replied, "Be cool, be cool, why are ya'll tripping meow mix, here bitch hit this cat nip, & calm the fuck down. Will you?" Collin & Ollie replied, "Fuck ya'll I'm just doing my cat's." The other two replied, "Be cool, or leave. Matter of fact don't get tossed on ya'll heads for real, because we'll both throw ya'll out this 2 story window while ya'll playing."

So Collin & Ollie left, however before hand they replied, "Don't you forget this. Facts, we'll be back. We left our favorite smoke, hoodies, and munchies here, we hid them, if you touch our items, we'll know, besides we'll be back for our stuff we left it intentionally. Don't get ousted in this motherfucker" Collin & Ollie said "We'll be back, so you should let us in when we get here because if you aren't willing to open up, we'll force entry we'll do a b&e because we are hot." Little did Charlie, & Jeff know. Collin & Ollie were plotting for a long time, Collin & Ollie waited a few years later they broke in they felt like they had struck gold. Charlie & Jeff worked, and lived it up they partied like it was 2009 until trouble was about to come slide through, and give Jeff & Charlie hell on earth before a grave gruesome death. Collin, & Ollie gave Jeff, & Charlie good, and plenty of time to get, and be comfortable before they struck.

Charlie & Jeff was sitting on their front porch just being cool as usual smoking their sweet green ganja drinking their incredible hulk, and popping Xanax. They were not being an issue bothering anyone they were just having a great time getting high and slow sipping from their favorite football mascot designed liquor glass. They were sipping from Ohio State drinking glasses full of hypnotic and Hennessy with a lemon wedge and a hint of coke a cola. Charlie & Jeff was thinking it's all good but Ollie, And Collin ran up. The damn meth heads stole all Jeff, and Charlie had that was possibly of value, and killed them right in broad daylight on their porch when all Jeff & Charlie was doing was being cool being well behaved, never killed a soul or hurt anyone ever not a day in their aching lives did they harm anyone, let alone commit a murder preying upon innocent good people. May poor Charlie rest in heaven reincarnated as a Bunny rabbit, and may Jeff enjoy being reincarnated into a water buffalo, and reign in peace forever.

The end!

Enjoy.