"My Tree is Taller!"
A Sisterly Competition Drabble
Twin 70-year-old sisters ended up living together after their adult children moved away. One was widowed at 48 and never remarried, the other married and divorced young and had two more marriages and many relationships.
They liked teasing each other. Once, the widow asked the other twin, "If every orgasm you ever had were a branch on a tree, how tall would your tree be?"
"I know your tree wouldn't be tall enough to climb over our neighbor's fence," the second sister replied. "My tree would reach into heaven."
"I didn't know they admitted sluts to heaven," the widow retorted.
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Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
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Comments (8)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so sly of you!! Laughing out loud!
Fair lmfao this was funny!
Hahahahaha! Having the gift of a sister (though not a twin) and knowing full well the competitive nature that often rules circumstances and conversations, I thoroughly enjoyed this one. Still laughing - thank you!
Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha!! Omggggg you made my day!! If you saw my posts on Facebook and Instagram, you'd know that I loveeeeee taking digs at sluts. So yea, this made me grin so much! Hehehehehehehehehe
Oo, that last line.
Ha! Something only a sister can get away with saying!
I can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣
Ha ha she set her up for that reply