Milk tea river god

A passerby walked from the river, the milk tea in his hand fell into the river.

The river god appeared, holding three cups of milk tea asked the passerby: "Which of these three cups of milk tea is your drop? Is it this cup of taro ball red bean flavor, is it this cup of caramel pearl flavor, or is it this cup of sencha pudding flavor?"

The passerby shrugged: "I also forgot, just bought at random."

The god of the river looked at the passerby in confusion, thinking why this guy does not follow the rules ah.

The roadie thought for a moment, "If I had to choose one of them, I'd have to taste each one to know."

In view of the river god can not think of a better way for the time being, so he took three cups of milk tea to the passerby to try.

The passerby tasted each cup, pointed to one of the cups and said it was his own drop, the river god helplessly shook his head: "The other two cups you have tasted others can not drink, are sent to you."

Then the river god went into the water and disappeared.

The next day, the same passer-by walked past the river, and the milk tea in his hand fell into the river.

The river god appeared, holding three cups of milk tea and asked the passerby: "Which of these three cups of milk tea is yours? Is it this cup of oatmeal pudding flavor, is it this cup of black tea latte flavor, or is it this cup of cocoa ballet flavor?"

The river god is actually quite vindictive.

Yesterday's incident made the river god vaguely feel as if he had suffered a loss, so today will not be able to resist trying to pit a passerby.

At this moment, the river god thought in his heart is, if this guy again to take the set of "have to taste all to know which cup" rhetoric to cheat milk tea to drink, I will pierce his greedy nature, even he originally dropped that cup will not return to him, hmph.

As a result, the circuit man immediately replied, "I dropped the cup of black tea latte flavor."

Because the roadman's answer was honest, River God not only could not confiscate his milk tea, but also had to give him the other two cups of milk tea in accordance with the rules.

Looking at the back of the passerby holding the three cups of milk tea, humming a little tune happily away, the river gods heart so angry so angry.

On the third day, the same passerby again and again from the river, the milk tea in his hand fell into the river.

River God appeared, holding three cups of milk tea asked the passerby: "Which of the three cups of milk tea you dropped? Is it this cup of black sugar macchiato flavor, is it this cup of coconut fruit milk green flavor, or is it this cup of matcha milk cap flavor?"

When asking these words, River God tried very hard to hold back from laughing, so as not to give away his own caution.

Because at the moment the river gods in mind is: you cheat milk tea, this time into my trap, no matter which one you say, I have a reason to confiscate your milk tea, hoo hoo.

I did not expect the passerby to shake his head: "Neither."

River God was shocked: "You?!"

The passerby took out the small ticket for the milk tea: "I bought the oolong ice cream flavor."

Was poked through the caution of the river god face pale, puffed up his three cups of milk tea and the roadman dropped the cup together into each other's arms, quickly into the water to hide.

This passerby is a devil! Bastard! I never want to see him again!

But this is the river god said do not want to see it can not see?

Of course not.

On the fourth day, the same passerby passed by the river again.

The first day because of deliberately set up a trap to deceive the owner, violating the rules of the river gods industry by the boss of the river gods to read the surface of the water, a grumpy and aggrieved: "You guys are still not finished! How many cups of milk tea have been cheated from me! Does your conscience not hurt?"

The roadie put his hands behind his back and smiled wryly: "But according to the rules of your industry, you still have to ask me that question, right?"

The river god simply rolled his eyes to the sky.

But the rules of the industry must be observed, or else again by the boss grabbed his ears to read, the river god black face turned out three cups of milk tea: "which of these three cups of milk tea is your drop? Is it this cup of original flavor, is it this cup of original flavor, or is it this cup of original flavor?"

The passerby blinked: "Aren't all three cups the same?"

"Humph!" River God arrogantly strained his neck, "Anyway, just these three cups, you like to choose or not!"

The passerby curbed the smile on his face and seemed to be thinking seriously, and only after a while did he casually look at one of the cups and say, "This cup is mine to drop."

"Ahahahahahahaha!" River God laughed out loud in triumph and skillfully said his daily lines, "Not this cup, you chose the wrong one! You greedy bastard, not only will I not give you the other two cups of milk tea, I will also confiscate the cup you originally dropped, the cup you originally dropped is ...... uh ...... uh ...... ah grin? "

The passerby will take out the hand behind his back, smiling and holding up two cups of original milk tea: "My milk tea today did not fall into the river at all ah."

The scene was once very awkward, awkward to the river god holding the three cups of milk tea have become refined can not look, one after another "flutter" jumped into the river, slipped slipped slipped.

And the river god's face was red, his mouth closed tightly, not a word.

As soon as he opened his mouth, he could not help but cry like that.

"Okay, okay." The passerby changed to a soothing tone, and even freed his hand to pet the river god's head, "I just think it's funny to tease you, I didn't mean to trick you into drinking milk tea, because ...... the milk tea you gave me really doesn't taste very good."

River God fiercely glared at the passerby.

At the same time and a little weak.

The milk tea that he turned out himself, does it really taste bad?

But this can not blame the river god, after all, the river god himself has never drunk milk tea. Those milk tea changed with magic power are work props, according to the rules of the industry, can only be used to give away or destroy, as a river god is not allowed to drink.

"It seems I guessed right, you have never had a really good milk tea." The passerby took two cups of milk tea and sat down on the riverbank, looking up at the river god, "That's simply too bad, you must make up for this regret."

River God stared blankly at the cup of milk tea that the passerby handed toward him.

"This is the best milk tea I could find." The passerby's face was filled with an easy smile. "Friend, it's such a nice day, won't you sit down and have a cup of milk tea with me?"

The river god stared at the cup of milk tea, his mind could not help but recall that in many past days, he had seen many many mortals walking past the river with milk tea with a happy face.

Their appearance when drinking milk tea, looks really good happy.

So something like milk tea ...... should be really good to drink, right?

The curiosity that had been building up over time came up like crazy, and River God couldn't keep his hands to himself and not only took the milk tea, but also consciously came to sit down next to the passerby and inserted a straw and took a big sip.

Wow, really sweet, really tasty.

At this moment, the warm spring breeze from the river gods and passers-by, the river slowly flowing, the whole river seems to have begun to disperse a light milk tea aroma, so pleasant, so pleasant.

The river god is suddenly not angry, and even a little happy.

After all, what troubles in this world is a good cup of milk tea can not solve it?

Hahaha.