Leni-Locks and the 3 Bears

We open this fairytale with a stage inside a theater that’s being set for a fairytale theater play and Lincoln comes out on stage with a fairytale storybook in his hand.)

Lincoln: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to one of our Fairytales Told Loud stage plays. For tonight’s Fairytale Told Loud, we proudly present to you the well-known classic Goldilocks and the Three Bears starring my sister Leni Loud as Goldilocks and three of her friends as the Three Bears. I hope you enjoy our Loud House fairytale play as I narrate the story. (The audience cheers and applauds and the curtain opens as the play begins and Lincoln clears his throat and opens the storybook to read the story he’s narrating.) Once upon a time, there was a little house in the woods and in this house, there lived three bears. (We come to a woodland setting on the stage with a little house in the woods, which is the house belonging to the Three Bears. Leni’s friends Miguel, Fiona, and Chaz come out on stage dressed in bear costumes as the Three Bears. Miguel is Papa Bear, Fiona is Mama Bear, and Chaz is Junior Bear.) There was big ol’ Papa Bear, the middle-size Mama Bear, and their little one, their son Junior Bear. One morning, the three bears sat down to enjoy a nice breakfast of porridge.

Miguel (as Papa Bear): Breakfast is served! Let’s dig in! (Miguel, Fiona, and Chaz proceed to eat their breakfast porridge, but it’s a little too hot.) Yikes! The porridge is too hot!

Fiona (as Mama Bear): Mine too!

Chaz (as Junior Bear): Same with mine!

Miguel (as Papa Bear): Maybe we should take a walk in the woods til the porridge cools down.

Chaz (as Junior Bear): Great idea, pa.

Miguel (as Papa Bear): Exactly, junior. Let’s head out.

(Miguel, Fiona, and Chaz get up from the table and leave the house for a walk in the woods.)

Lincoln: (narrating) So the three bears got out of the house for a walk in the woods. Little did they know, their house would have an uninvited guest. (We now come to a woodland area adjacent to the three bears’ house and Leni Loud comes out on stage in costume as Goldilocks with her friends Jackie, Mandee, Shelby, Dana, and Becky dressed in woodland animal costumes as various woodland animals following Leni on her trail. Jackie is dressed as a rabbit, Mandee is dressed as a bird, Shelby is dressed as a squirrel, Dana is also dressed as a bird, and Becky is also dressed as a squirrel. The girls dressed as woodland animals leave the stage as Leni continues on her path.) One day, a curious girl named Goldilocks walked through the woods. As Goldilocks was walking through the woods, she took a shortcut and came across the house of the three bears.

Leni (as Goldilocks): (gasps with excitement as she came across the Three Bears’ house) OMGosh! What a sweet little house! I wonder if anyone’s home. (Leni enters the house to investigate) Hello? Is anyone home? (gasps when she sees three bowls of porridge)

Lincoln: (narrating) Goldilocks entered the house and saw three bowls of porridge.

Leni (as Goldilocks): Yum! I wonder if I can taste any of that. (goes over to take a taste test)

Lincoln: (narrating) First, she tried Papa Bear’s porridge, but it was too hot.

Leni (as Goldilocks): (tasting the first bowl of porridge) Yipe! This porridge is too hot!

Lincoln: (narrating) Then, she tried Mama Bear’s porridge, but it was too cold.

Leni (as Goldilocks): (tasting the second bowl of porridge) BRRRRR! This porridge is too cold!

Lincoln: (narrating) Lastly, she tried Junior Bear’s porridge, and it was just right.

Leni (as Goldilocks): (tasting the third bowl of porridge) Yum! This porridge is just right! (continues to eat it)

Lincoln: (narrating) She tasted the porridge and ate an entire bowl.

Leni (as Goldilocks): That was some totes delish porridge! (burps) Excuse me.

Lincoln: (narrating) She then came across three chairs.

Leni (as Goldilocks): (now comes across and sees three chairs) Now to find a place to rest my tush.

Lincoln: (narrating) First, she tried the first chair, but it was too hard.

Leni (as Goldilocks): This chair is too hard!

Lincoln: (narrating) Then, she tried the second chair, but it was too soft.

Leni (as Goldilocks): This chair is too soft!

Lincoln: (narrating) Lastly, she tried the third chair, and it was just right.

Leni (as Goldilocks): This chair is just right!

Lincoln: (narrating) She sat in the chair and then it fell over.

Leni (as Goldilocks): Oops. Must’ve totes relaxed too much. (stands the chair back up) Much better.

Lincoln: (narrating) Goldilocks felt a little bit tired, so she came across three beds.

Leni (as Goldilocks): (yawns) Now to find a nice bed to rest.

Lincoln: (narrating) First, she tried the big bed, but it was too hard.

Leni (as Goldilocks): This bed is too hard!

Lincoln: (narrating) Then, she tried the middle-sized bed, but it was too soft.

Leni (as Goldilocks): This bed is too soft!

Lincoln: (narrating) Lastly, she tried the little bed, and it was just right.

Leni (as Goldilocks): This bed is just right! (sighs as she tucks herself in, takes a rest, and sleeps)

(We now come to the woodland and the outside of the house where the three bears Miguel, Fiona, and Chaz come home from their walk.)

Lincoln: (narrating) After their walk, the three bears returned home, only to find out that an uninvited guest has entered their house. (the three bears Miguel, Fiona, and Chaz are shocked and they investigate the eaten porridge and touched chairs)

Chaz (as Junior Bear): Ma, Pa, looks like someone entered the house.

Miguel (as Papa Bear): (growls angrily) Must be a trespasser!

Chaz (as Junior Bear): Exactly, pa!

(Miguel, Fiona, and Chaz investigate their bowls of porridge)

Miguel (as Papa Bear): Someone’s been eating my porridge!

Fiona (as Mama Bear): Someone’s been eating my porridge!

Chaz (as Junior Bear): Someone’s been eating my porridge, and it’s all gone! Someone ate my porridge!

Miguel (as Papa Bear): (now mad about the intruder) Well someone must’ve had an appetite for good porridge!

Fiona (as Mama Bear): The porridge isn’t the only thing the intruder has touched.

(Miguel, Fiona, and Chaz investigate their touched chairs)

Miguel (as Papa Bear): Someone’s been sitting in my chair!

Fiona (as Mama Bear): Someone’s been sitting in my chair!

Chaz (as Junior Bear): Someone’s been sitting in my chair, and it fell over!

Fiona (as Mama Bear): Luckily, someone put the chair back up in its proper place.

Chaz (as Junior Bear): Yep. Looks like my chair isn’t the only item touched.

Miguel (as Papa Bear): Let’s continue upstairs because someone must’ve been sleeping in our beds!

Lincoln: (narrating) The three bears continued look for the trespasser who came into the house and approached their beds.

(Miguel, Fiona, and Chaz approach and investigate their now touched beds)

Miguel (as Papa Bear): Someone’s been sleeping in my bed!

Fiona (as Mama Bear): Someone’s been sleeping in my bed!

Chaz (as Junior Bear): (investigating his bed til he finds Leni sleeping) Someone’s been sleeping in my bed, and there she is! She’s sleeping in my bed!

Miguel (as Papa Bear): So she is! (sniffs the bed with Leni sleeping and pulls the cover to reveal Leni as Goldilocks and angrily growls at her)

Leni (as Goldilocks): (screams in horror when Miguel finds her) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Chaz (as Junior Bear): (screams like Leni when they meet) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Miguel (as Papa Bear): (angrily growls at her) So it was you! You’re the trespasser who ate our porridge!

Fiona (as Mama Bear): Touched our chairs!

Chaz (as Junior Bear): And slept in our beds!

Leni (as Goldilocks): I know! I’m sorry about that! I’ll never trespass onto your house again!

Miguel (as Papa Bear): I accept your apology what you did, but I’m still mad! (growls angrily and lets out an angry roar at Leni)

Leni (as Goldilocks): (screams in horror as Miguel roars angrily at her) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (makes a run for it and Miguel proceeds to angrily chase her around the house to the point of chasing her out of the house)

Chaz (as Junior Bear): Get her, pa! Teach her a lesson for trespassing!

Leni (as Goldilocks): (screaming in terror as Miguel chases her throughout the house) I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I promise I’ll never trespass onto your house again! (continues to run for her life to the point where Miguel chases her out of the house and into the woods and she runs out of the house screaming in horror and into the woods with her screams being heard outside the house as she runs for her life) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Miguel (as Papa Bear): That’ll teach you to trespass onto our house and sleep in our beds!

Fiona (as Mama Bear): And sit in our chairs!

Chaz (as Junior Bear): And eat my entire bowl of porridge!

Fiona (as Mama Bear): Thank goodness she’s gone.

Miguel (as Papa Bear): Let’s eat our breakfast right without that girl coming to our house! (prepares new bowls of porridge for him, Fiona, and Chaz to eat and the three proceed to finally eat their breakfast)

Lincoln: (narrating) And so, with Goldilocks gone because she ran out of the house and into the woods because she was trespassing, the three bears finally got to eat their breakfast properly without a trespasser in sight and they lived happily ever after. The end. (closes the storybook and the story ends)

(The curtain closes as the play ends and the audience cheers and applauds after the play ends and the curtain opens back up with Miguel, Fiona, Chaz, Leni, Lincoln, Becky, Dana, Shelby, Jackie, and Mandee all back onstage and taking their bows during a curtain call as the audience cheers and applauds for them and their performances.)

Lincoln: That everyone was the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, our Fairytale Told Loud. I hope you all enjoyed tonight’s Loud House fairytale play. We’ll see you all again soon for more fun Loud House fairytale stage plays of more classic fairy tales! Til we meet again for our next Fairytale Told Loud, goodnight everybody!

Leni: We’ll see you again totes soon! Goodnight!

(The audience continues to cheer and applaud and the entire cast takes another bow and the curtain closes as we close this Loud House fairytale)

The End.