Kute and Krazy

Kleptomaniacs anonymous was such an irritating meeting to attend that Amilee who everyone called the "Krazy Klepto" was annoyed by. She stole big items that everyone expressed was crazy to steal because of the high ratio of getting caught. For her it was like a challenge though, every time she stole a big item and got away with it, she felt on top of the world. She felt superior to most everyone in the room who had different smaller versions like Klothes Klepto and Kups Klepto. The girl in the room she though was especially laughable was Reesie the Kute Klepto.

Reesie stole the smallest of items just because they were cute and Amilee thought she was ridiculous for getting caught stealing items that small. Getting caught with a tiny keychain was some armature nonsense that should have just left a little slap on the wrist. Her family must have not wanted the problem to possibly become worse though, so here she is at the meeting speaking on something she doesn't participate in anywhere near like the rest.

"What is it that makes you want to steal? Depression? Emptiness? The need to feel excitement?" the group leader, Jackson asked the two girls.

"I just love the way all the little cute items look!" Reesie blurts out.

"Oh come on, that crap is not even expensive, just buy it," Amilee countered.

"Lots of little items add up!" Reesie jumped back.

"That can be true, more little items compared to less bigger items. Makes the stealing many but small, unlike yours," Jackson validated.

"I have stolen big items before, just most of the time small items are what is cute," Reesie nodded.

"What big item? I would like to know," Amilee leaned forward in her chair.

"Hello? How else did I get caught? I eventually stole a giant plushie!" she bounced and giggled in her chair.

"Oh of course it was a stuffed animal," Aimee shook her head and reseated herself back normally on the chair again.

"Well Reesie's reason is the way the actual item makes her feel and Amilee likes to play on the stealing more as a game or a sport. A challenge to win if you will," Jackson continued, "What we can do here is find a way to let Reesie know she has plenty of cute items she can still use already and doesn't need more. Amilee needs to learn that there is no need to compete because no one else is playing klept keeper with her like what she chooses challenge others on. Both of you should find a new hobby or friend to push your energies into."

"Don't worry, I will do that!" Amilee exclaimed.

"Me too!" Reesie agreed.

After the meeting, both girls sneaked up on and jumped one another in the parking lot. "Hey now, I was trying to klept this cute girl," Reesie looked toward Amilee as the girls were grabbing one another.

"And I am stealing the crazy girl," Amilee countered.