Jay has no brain

"JUMP!!" why is this twat so loud. He knows I'm wearing an ear piece yet he still has the audacity to yell.

"Ok, I jumped now what?"

"RUN!!!!!!" OK WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM

"NO YOU RUN YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'M FUCKING STUCK IN SOME HALLWAY THAT IS LIKE 4 INCHES WIDE AND YOU CONSTANTLY YELLING IN MY EAR ISN'T HELPING!!!" All of a sudden the wall turned to 3 inches. "Ummmm Jay? What is happening?"

"I told you to run but the you started yelling at me. The walls are going to get smaller and smaller and you are going to get squished." I ran as fast as I could but it was getting tight. I opened a big door and all of a sudden a bunch of green lights spread around the room.

"WOW YOU SURVIVED!"

"STOP FUCKING YELLING YA TWAT!"

"Ok sorry bro. Anyways you have to avoid the lasers."

"Well no shit sherlock." Honestly why did I hire him. He's so dumb and loud. "How far am I from the lasers?"

"3 inches." I stepped forward 2 inches and next thing you know the alarm went off.

"What the fuck is going on? I only moved 2."

"Ummmm I'm sorry don't get mad but..."

"BUT WHAT!!"

"I was meant to say 1 inch heh.."

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU." I said running thought the whole thing praying that no big muscular men came although I was hoping to see some built men that aren't dense like this retard on the other line.

"It's just that 3 and 1 look similar...."

"You know what?"

"What?"

"Jump off a cliff." Next thing you know I get thrown back by a big tall man who stared right into my soul. Now he is the kind of man I want to talk to. "Hi?" I waved at the man but he just lifted me up and started to walk.

"AJ what's happening, did you get caught?"

"Are you fucking dumb? You can see me you're watching the cameras you idiotic piece of shit!!" The tall man stared at me like I was talking to him. "Not you sir!!" I smiled at him trying to make him fall for my beautiful looks. "So what do you say you and I go out for a dr-" HE THREW ME!!!

How the fuck am I going to get out of here? I started to call the man hoping he would come back and have a sudden change of mind. I got to the railings and started yelling. "SEXY MAN!!"

"Yes?" This piece of shit

"SHUT THE FUCK UP JAY!!"

"Rude I am sexy so obviously I thought you were referring to me."

"Ok you're sexy and I'm fucking princess Diana bitch." I looked to my left and saw the man coming towards me. He finally spoke.

"What's your name." He had a deep husky voice. He sounded Italian and I am into that.

"Tell me yours sexy." I winked but it probably looked like my eyes started to violently have a seizure but we don't talk about that. He sighed but spoke up.

"Domnico Angelo." Hopefully the idiot on the other line is searching him up.

"Well my name is Aurora Angelo love." I smiled but he looked so tired with me already and I just met this beautiful man.

"Tell him about your other name." Is this twat not searching up Domnico. That sounds hot but anyways what the fuck is he on about.

"What other name?"

"Princess Diana."

"OMG SHUT UP YOU IDIOT YOU'RE NOT HOT YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT EVERYTIME I COME BACK TO THE BASE I FEEL SICK!!"

"RUDE! BECAUSE OF THAT YOU CAN ROT THERE!" Domnico looked at me like I was mad so I showed him my ear.

"Not you darling." I had a seizure again but it's ok because next thing you know backup came and rescued me. Poor Domnico ran. I really wanted his number...

"Ok I called backup because I'm too nice." Jay said like I owed my life to him when this was technically all his fault so.

"Shut the fuck i would've rather stayed with Domnico then know I'd have to see your ugly ass face again." I threw my earpiece out as I got in the car and waited until I got back to hear Jay scream about how rude I was today.