Is This The Cayman Islands?
Lana V Lynx - Unofficial Challenge
"Masha, I thought I was going to the Cayman Islands, but Elon's driverless, flying car, must have gotten off course."
"Did you watch the news, everything is on fire here?" I don't know Daddy, are you sure you are in the Cayman Islands, and did you take your immortality pill this morning?"
"I forgot this morning, in my rush to get away from the Ukrainian bombing, "Ill have to call Trump on my "Starlink" and tell him that Zelenski broke the rules, and let him know that Maduro isn't the evil one after all.
"That could be kinda tricking, Daddy"
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Susan Payton
I love to write in every venue. I am 75 years old and try to make every day count,. I am learning a great deal about poetry on Vocal, and I am glad to be here.
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Ha! He thought he was in the Cayman Islands, but he was in hell! He forgot to take his pill!
Hahaha, that’s funny, Susan, Cayman Islands on fire!