Hunger for the Hunt: Kaya the Kitty, the Great Vampire Demon Hunter

The Chinese Kitty Vampire Hunter Manifesto of Justice Mind Meow

"Let no evil go unchallenged; no ghost unchastened" --Kitty Zhong Kui

Hunger for the Hunt

Enter the Hunt, for we are attracted to the hunt for ghosts, demons, and the undead, Kay Kitty, the shapeshifting demon hunter.

As we watch demons leaders like the Taco King take over our land, thrusting, sucking, and attacking within our mind's eye of the kat, we believe that we can control these undead beings from hell. It's okay, for death is but an illusion, so teaches Buddhist didacticism and Chinese ghost stories.

We, can control the re-dead, the post-dead, the unborn, who are mostly composed of yin and who become our rulers. We are attracted to the living who possess elements of yang. Those, the living, are in a sense like just like us, the mutated de-evolved reconstituted hungry ghost material. The original living beings of purity died long ago.

Pop open a root beer, stuff some popcorn into your mouth, and become Buddhist monks or Shinto exorcist wannabes. Kaya the Kitty will protect you. You are surrounded by vampires wanting into your soul and your home, sweet home. Kaya will attacked the vampires pretending to be mice trying to enter you abode. She will hunt them down - - -snakes, squirrels and skunks - - - and bring them dead to you as a gift of love.

We want to defeat the mythic concept of evil and death. Sadly, we fight the post-human AI existence of the normalcy, the mundane, or the mediocrity of postmodernity.

Give Us Your Chi Chi: Blood Money, Bailed Souls

We are not attracted to blood, nor do we bite your soul; instead, we attack with good intentions and brainwash you into wanting a buying junk you do not need.

Indeed, we shall take your energy or chi chi. You, the corporate multinationals, are attracted to our blood money. You want bailouts, while you evict us onto the streets. We the homeless, living in hell, want revenge.

We are the ghost hunters with Kaya, the Kitty Warrior leading us, and we need to feel our enemies with our own fists like they do in those kung fu films. These are battles we fight all the time against corporate demons.

We will not be pulled down and bloodied by rising taxes, rising insurance rates, and rising medical fees while being embarrassed by our Republican and Democratic political demons, or the political demons of the Qing dynasty.

Kaya, the Invincible: Vampiric Lust for Revenge

We know the truth, for you were never alive. Indeed, you are fox spirits pretending to be human with vampire lusts. You aren't even hungry ghosts lost trying to be reborn. Instead, you peel our skins from our backs and pretend to be what you are not: human.

We are the real humans, and we will hunt you down. Our day will come. Ksitigarbha, Kaya the Kitty Warrior, will save us.

Kaya Meows Loud: Vampire Hunter's Manifesto

We will not be pulled down and bloodied by high gas prices while watching oil propaganda puking out about how they care and how they clean up the environment that they helped to destroy.

Too many of our revolutionary friends are addicted to drugs trying to cope in the oppression of the mind. Too many of our friends are in jails because of drug related charges. You will not legalize drugs and make it a social responsibility.

Instead, it remains a criminal offense to dream. It is not the drugs you have illegalized, it is the will to dream. Kaya Kitty, the Woman Warrior, has a staff of justice and will defeat all mice who pretend to be leaders and rulers.

Jump into the Lethal Fantasmagoria

We have a secret drug of choice, a lethal fantasmagoria called CGI: Chinese Ghost Investigations. Indeed, we have become the fighters of the undead: those who stand up in this epic battle. We must win. Kitty will lead us to heaven.

We will defeat those enemies that can be defeated in the blinding light of illusion and delusion. We are unbalanced by the bad political, social and economical feng shui. Someone needs to lead us home, the promise land. We and Kaya are the greatest vampire hunters ever and this is our manifesto of liberation. Kaya and all kitty kats will extinguish evil and return us to the original face of purity.

Join us if you dare!