Humpty Dumpty Jr

An performer with the name of Humpty Dumpty once existed. Despite trying out for several films, he was unable to secure a role as an actor.

Both your size and your fragility make you unfit for this role, Humpty. This movie doesn't have a scene that suits you. Don't leave your day job; just go home.

Humpty was treated cruelly by the world. He contracted the most worst illness an egg could possibly contract. The Broken Illness.

Humpty's yolk was leaking from the little illness Crack, so he had to see urgent treatment.

Arriving at Urgent Care was Humpty. Humpty was instructed to visit the rehabilitation department.

Nurse: Mr. Humpty Dumpty, what's going on?

Humpty: I believe I may be acquiring a cracked illness.

Nurse: Mr. Humpty, why do you say that?

Humpty: Through this split on my side, my yolk is attempting to leak out of my body.

Nurse: Let's have a look, Mr. Humpty. Which side?

Humpty: I have a crack on my left side. I don't want to pass away as my father did. My dad couldn't be put back together when he fell against a wall. This illness was worse in my father than in me. We call it Failure Disease. It's also a severe allergy.

Nurse: Humpty Dumpty Jr., do you have any friends?

Humpty: Yes, the elderly woman who lives in the shoe resides next door to Jack and Jill. Why are you asking?

Nurse: The crack will mend if you have pals to lift your spirits.

Humpty: It's not feasible. Jill and Jack enjoy falling down slopes. I will undoubtedly die like my father and crack entirely.

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Nurse: Take a few deep breaths and relax.

As directed by the nurses, Humpty performed some deep breathing exercises.

The crack appeared to be mending, and the yolk was gradually returning to his body.

Humpty: I'm feeling better now.

When the nurse examined Humpty once more, the leak stopped and the fracture began to shrink.

Nurse: Positive self-talk and breathing techniques seem to be the perfect remedy for you. Remember to schedule a CT scan with your primary care physician in two weeks.

Humpty: Thank you, Nurse.

Nurse: To keep you from fully losing it and not being able to put yourself back together, your doctor may need to prescribe anti-anxiety medication if you don't recover. It might prevent you from laughing.

Humpty: Alright.

After leaving urgent care, Humpty was feeling well. He was given the 988 hotline by the nurse in case he sensed a crack was imminent.

Due to their potential for negative influence, Humpty shunned his companions Jack and Jill.

Humpty Spending time with the goose that lays golden eggs is safer. He would learn self-care from the geese.

Humpty's mother requested that he cease going to movie auditions.

Humpty informed his mother that he was only taking a little respite from trying out.

His father's side of the family has a history of failure. Humpty's mother was a tough cookie. She didn't rut or crack in the least.

Humpty's mother was a perfect example of an A+ egg. The mother of Humpty was from a prosperous farm. Why his mother married a loser was a mystery to everyone.

Humpty Dumpty Sr. came from a low-income farm. He came from an egg farm with a low grade.

Nobody could help put Humpty Sr. back together once he broke entirely, and everyone thought he wouldn't survive long.

For two weeks, I kept Humpty Jr. to himself out of concern that he could break again before his doctor's visit.

The day of his planned visit with his doctor:

Macy the doctor: Humpty Jr., Why did you come in today?

Humpty Jr.: I'm afraid I'll lose it and become like my dad. I have been trying out for movie parts, but I don't appear to be a good fit.

Physician Macy: We do have an anxiety medication that may be useful to you. While taking it, I advise you to consult a therapist.

Humpty Jr.: Right now, I'll try anything. I'm afraid that anything will make me lose it; therefore, I'm afraid to leave the house.

"I'll try it," said Humpty Jr.

Physician Macy: Great, I'll see you in a few months, and I'll ask my secretary to get you a therapist's appointment. If, while taking this medication, you experience uncontrolled thoughts of hurting yourself, please immediately go to the emergency room.

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In order to track the effects of the new medication, Humpty has been taking his prescription regularly and visiting his therapist every two weeks.

His therapist asked him what was preventing him from harming himself, even though he had experienced some intrusive thoughts of doing so. He informed him that he had been taught that suicide was bad. If he committed suicide, God would not be pleased, and he would not enter paradise.

After six months, Humpty Dumpty resumed his social activities. He had gotten back on his feet and begun a new life.

He was cast in the lead role of "Humpty Dumpty" in The Nursery Rhyme Product.

His accomplishment made his friends and family very pleased. He fulfilled his ambition.

The Humpty Dumpty movie broke box office records and was a huge smash. With a lifetime total of more than $5.8 billion, it was the highest-grossing film ever.

I hoped this song might motivate someone, particularly if you're often feeling trapped and out of place.