How to Rob a Bank

Step 1. Find the place you want to rob, get a good feel of the place. Find out how many guards they have on average. Make a map and label all the different security features in detail.

Step 2. Devise a plan. Figure out the ins and outs of everything that could possibly go wrong and make it right. You'll spend hours at a desk looking over the details but if all goes well it will be worth it.

Step 3. Prepare. It doesn't matter how eager you are. If you've been poor for your entire life; what's a few more months going to hurt? It's better to be safe than sorry. Gather all your materials like a goddamn scientist and quadruple check them like you have OCD before you even think of going out there.

Step 4. Rob the bank.

Step 4. Don't make connections with people. That way you don't have to feel your heart shattering when the woman you said you would marry on a beach in Mexico pulls out a police force radio and points a gun at you. Telling you she's sorry it had to be like this.

Step 5. Rob the bank and run.