How I beat my writer’s block
Hope my testimonial can help my fellow creatives!
It's always been my dream to get published.
I've spent so many years editing and perfecting my novels… I've poured my soul into every line— every single word!
But... publishers have passed on all my work.
Rejection after rejection had me feeling so… low.
I lost hope. How could I compete with all the AI generated content that’s dominating our new world?
I mean, computers are cranking out whole novels— no author, no editor and the whole process only takes a few hours of digital processing!
Would I ever be good enough? I began to believe that it would be pointless to even try.
I forced out a couple shorts here and there, but my heart wasn’t in it. I was just being stubborn, and I didn’t even like what I came up with.
Finally I decided, between work and taking care of my kids, writing was never gonna be worth my time.
I gave up, and that could have been the last nail in the coffin.
But…
I saw an Instagram ad offering guaranteed pay for unpublished authors! I could put AI to work for me by signing up for the neural interface from BrainWave Publishing House!
They’d install a chip in my prefrontal cortex, which would communicate remotely with their central processors.
Their advanced literary processing AI would then use my imagination to assemble stories-- from ideas I didn’t even know I had!
I jumped at the opportunity.
Now Brainwave produces my best possible writing: no errors, perfect word choice, and flawless narrative structure.... with literally zero effort on my part! The process takes a few days, so it's not quite as fast as the pure AI models. But this hybrid writing has that human edge that pure AI lacks.
Chipless authors spend months or years drafting and revising stories that will never be good enough.
That used to be me!
I'm so glad I partnered with BrainWave.
I finally get to see my stories on shelves, my name in print!
The stories aren't technically my intellectual property, since signing for the surgical upgrade includes a copyright release. But as part of the agreement, BrainWave actually paid me an upfront sum for the installation! I don't want to brag, but they gave me enough for a down payment on a modest home. It’s not really enough to quit my day job, but still-- It felt pretty awesome! And they also give me 5 free copies of every book they source from my brain!
Nothing beats that feeling of cracking open a fresh print of one of my books for the first time. Can you imagine how cool it feels to read something beautiful and know it came out of you?
Thank God for Brainwave. If you want to take the next step and accelerate your literary art, contact BrainWave today! Use code CHIPME and they'll give you an added 10% on your one-time payout!
What are you waiting for?
Get chipped— ASAP!
About the Creator
Sam Spinelli
Trying to make human art the best I can, never Ai!
Help me write better! Critical feedback is welcome :)
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Comments (4)
Gold.
Lol, I feel so conflicted. I don't know if I want to get chipped. Loved your story!
Damn. I thought this was real until I got to the instagram advert! Ha! Great story!!
This is horrifying because it is so plausible!