Hot Blonde MM

Kyle, fresh from the shower, put on a pair of clean, white briefs, and crawled into bed. He checked his phone one last time.

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[10:07pm] James Miller: Hey man, how was that date with the blonde from Match Maker?

[10:28pm] Kyle Battlefield: It was great! A lot in common. I’ll tell you all about it on Monday, man. Just getting into bed.

Kyle set his phone on the charger and fell asleep.

[10:31pm] Hot Blonde MM: Hi Kyle, I had a really great time on our date. Looking forward to connecting again.

[10:32pm] Hot Blonde MM: This is Lucy, by the way.

[10:35pm] Hot Blonde MM: Lucy Holdaway. In case I never gave you my last name.

[10:45pm] Hot Blonde MM: Some of the girls and I are going out to that new club, Pipe Dream, if you were up for going out tonight.

[10:53pm] Hot Blonde MM: I showed your picture to Gracie and she wants to know if you have a single brother. She’s such a slut.

[11:01pm] Hot Blonde MM: We just arrived at the club! In case you are here.

[11:23pm] Hot Blonde MM: Turns out this is a gay club, but we are going to hang around anyway.

[11:40pm] Hot Blonde MM: Haven’t heard from you yet. I hope you are okay.

[11:42pm] Hot Blonde MM: Are you mad at me?

[11:45pm] Hot Blonde MM: Please let me know if I’ve done something wrong.

[12:07am] Hot Blonde MM: We are done here at the club. The guys here are like totally lame. Jeannine let one of them touch her boobs and then he wouldn’t makeout with her.

[12:13am] Hot Blonde MM: Going to get pancakes at Gladys’ 24 Hour Haus of Cake. If you want me to order you something I will.

[12:17am] Hot Blonde MM: I ordered you a Montecristo. You seem like a Montecristo guy.

[12:31am] Hot Blonde MM: -Photo of a Monte Cristo-

[12:32am] Hot Blonde MM: Don’t let it get cold!

[12:33am] Hot Blonde MM: -Photo of Lucy with a Pancake-

[12:33am] Hot Blonde MM: Don’t let me get cold either. Haha!

[12:57am] Hot Blonde MM: I got you a box for your sandwich. I’m a little concerned that you didn’t show up.

[12:58am] Hot Blonde MM: I thought you were a nice guy.

[1:03am] Hot Blonde MM: I am walking home. I wish you were here to keep me company.

[1:10am] Hot Blonde MM: Did you say your favorite color was blue? Is it any specific blue?

[1:13am] Hot Blonde MM: I think a sky blue and silver would make really nice wedding colors.

[1:17am] Hot Blonde MM: Can I send you a picture of my boobs?

[1:48am] Hot Blonde MM: Sorry I got a little quite, my mom called. I told her all about you and she wanted to know if she should expect you for Thanksgiving. Are you free?

[1:48am] Hot Blonde MM: We could make a road trip out of it. She lives in Pteetneet City. My grandma will love you.

[1:49am] Hot Blonde MM: I love you.

[1:51am] Hot Blonde MM: Is that too soon to say?

[1:53am] Hot Blonde MM: I guess if you feel you, you just gotta say it.

[2:07am] Hot Blonde MM: I made it home safe! I’m not really tired yet, so I’ll be up a while if you want to call and chat.

[2:08am] Hot Blonde MM: Or you are welcome over.

[2:09am] Hot Blonde MM: Sleep over!

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[2:44am] Hot Blonde MM: I can’t believe you haven’t responded once. I thought we had a really great date.

[2:46am] Hot Blonde MM: Only a psychopath wouldn’t respond.

[2:46am] Hot Blonde MM: Asshole.

[2:47am] Hot Blonde MM: Who the fuck names their kid Kyle anyway?

[2:51am] Hot Blonde MM: We’re done.

[3:15am] Hot Blonde MM: You mentioned you wanted kids. How many were you thinking?

[3:45am] Hot Blonde MM: Looking at vacation rentals in Sweden. You had mentioned it was a destination you wanted to see, they have some cheap flights coming up. Want me to book one for us?

[3:51am] Hot Blonde MM: I’m going to go ahead and book it.

[3:53am] Hot Blonde MM: Our first vacation! This is going to be fun.

[3:54am] Hot Blonde MM: I’m going to need your middle name and date of birth.

[3:57am] Hot Blonde MM: I’ll also need your credit card information.

[4:01am] Hot Blonde MM: Call me when you have the information ready, Mookie.

[4:03am] Hot Blonde MM: Mookie is my new nickname for you. Do you like it?

[4:47am] Hot Blonde MM: Babe, are you okay?

[4:50am] Hot Blonde MM: Fuck you.

[4:53am] Hot Blonde MM: I’m sorry, baby, I love you.

[4:54am] Hot Blonde MM: -sad whale emoji-

[4:59am] Hot Blonde MM: I’m going to go to bed. Sweet dreams.

[5:03am] Hot Blonde MM: I can’t sleep with you so far away. I miss you.

[5:05am] Hot Blonde MM: Fucking Pisces.

[5:05am] Hot Blonde MM: Fuck you.

[5:07am] Hot Blonde MM: -Photo of Lucy’s Tits-

[5:15am] Hot Blonde MM: You have such beautiful eyes.

[5:30am] Hot Blonde MM: I think we’ve met in previous lives.

[5:31am] Hot Blonde MM: You are my soulmate.

[5:35am] Hot Blonde MM: So, like, what are we calling ourselves? Am I your girlfriend?

[5:46am] Hot Blonde MM: I like the sound of Mrs. Lucy Battlefield.

[5:47am] Hot Blonde MM: Or we could hyphenate. Mrs. Battlefield-Holdaway.

[5:59am] Hot Blonde MM: Did I miss a call from you? I fell asleep.

[6:00am] Hot Blonde MM: Feel free to call me back.

[6:11am] Hot Blonde MM: It would be nice to watch the sunrise with you.

[6:13am] Hot Blonde MM: Do you like cream in your coffee?

[6:15am] Hot Blonde MM: Do you like coffee?

[6:31am] Hot Blonde MM: I’m going to take a shower.

[6:32am] Hot Blonde MM: You should join me.

[7:05am] Hot Blonde MM: I haven’t heard from you since our date.

[7:11am] Hot Blonde MM: I hope you are okay.

[7:25am] Hot Blonde MM: Should I call you?

[7:29am] Hot Blonde MM: I’m going to call you.

Kyle woke up to the sound of his phone ringing.

“Hello,” he said, rubbing the sleep from his left eye.

“Oh, hey Lucy. Yeah, I had a great time last night. Yeah, I just woke up. Text message? I haven’t seen a text message yet, but I’ll check when we’re off the phone. My phone goes into silent mode from 1030pm until 730am. Breakfast? Sure, yeah, I could get some breakfast. I do love a good Montecristo. Alright, see you in 20 minutes.”

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