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Hobo's take over

story I made years and years ago please don't hate

By JoshuaPublished 4 years ago 6 min read

One early day, I went to Third Street and saw Third Street empty of hobo people. I went home and watched tv when suddenly the news people interrupted my favorite tv show. It was weird because the hobos had stolen jet fighters. On the news, the hobo people were screaming they were crazy, the old people were driving the jets, and all the people were scared even the homeless women. Including Tammy, she has a big ugly old lip it’s her down lip she is always drinking beer. All u.s army and us navy came to battle the homeless people I stole a minigun and a sniper. All the hobos had Glocks us army shot a lot of hobo people us navy too. Everyone was dying about 300 people died on the streets. I went to the lab of the science people and told the science guy named Big Joe to make me a gun but not any kind of big gun its a back in time like you could make everything go back to normal. Furthermore, I used my sniper and did a headshot on a hobo he feels of the building because he was in a big old building he died so sadly oh well I did not care.

Then I used my minigun I was shooting a car suddenly the whole car had exploded and a whole group of hobos flew and died when they came back down to the ground. Then some u.s army people came with a battle helicopter the army people were shooting then a hobo guy threw a missile from the fighter jet at the helicopter and the broken helicopter went down and crashed on a house hard so hard the whole house was destroyed. Two more cars were coming again the last helicopter threw two big missiles at both cars the hobos jumped off just in time but the car was still going fast. One hobo was named hobo johnson. After that, I got the gun that I told the science guy to make me I shot a hobo with It and he fell and was moving he was getting tall and had tentacles he had turned to Slenderman! He looked scary he started to kill a lot of people even hobos cause the slender man will kill everyone that does something to him. while I was hiding and grabbed the gun and it said on the tag slender man turning human gun I was confused then I went to the lab and the science guy big joe gave me the right gun. While that I left and went outside and saw hobos taking over Bob’s burgers they were breaking all the windows glass and they went to the kitchen and stole all the meat and the buns they were slapping the burger’s buns.

I grabbed the gun slender man was killing almost everyone all the hobos were getting in people’s houses all the people were with knives and guns to shoot the hobos I heard a loud shooting and some hobos were laying in the ground after the slender man was hurt his tentacles were weird and he was bloody suddenly u.s army and navy killed the slender man. All the hobos were screaming some hobos were fat and some skinny but all of them the crew had Glocks. Suddenly the boss of bob’s burgers said that all the meat was gone and buns. The hobo people jumped u.s army and some u.s navy the hobos jumped them and started to kick them and took all of the stuff that they had hobos shot them. The hobos started to shoot some people I had jumped a hobo and got the grenades that he had I threw one where there was a lot of fat hobos the hobos went to the store they stole all the things they got hyper some hobos died because they were ugly all the people were going to past out because the hobos looked so ugly some hobos died naked drinking everything. There were still hobos fighting some u.s navy they had got a jet and threw two big missile’s at the bar and some hobos got out of the bar just in time and then they went to the gun store and stole some guns and swat jet came and the hobos were shooting the jets then the bar exploited because of the misle and the jet went like some scrap down the sky I said you hobo will die I was going to shot him with his shotgun in the body with his own shotgun then I had grabbed his shotgun and he showed me the middle finger and I shot him in the body he flew all the way back in the dumpster of bob’s burgers this happened in the back of bob’s burgers. I stole the hobo’s shotgun I was seeing hobos taking other people’s hamburgers and sodas in Mcdonalds they took all the toys, treats, and happy meals they had got a missile gun and exploded Mcdonalds when they ran out they ate everything and drank everything and even ate the happy meal boxes.

The Hobos said, “Oh yeah!” One day later It was Halloween and still there were hobos they were waking up and they grabbed their gun and took over KFC and then the hobos made a call to someone and a hobo jumped off a plane and came down, therefore, some hobos caught him and he was the king of hobos he looked like he was 100 years old he’s sweater was ripped and he smelled like poop. His name was reborn when he came down all the hobos adored him giving him some beer and wine and reborn got drunk and he let his pants fall down and he ate a raw four meat burger from bob’s burgers reborn went to bob’s burgers bar too. I had got an Arizona cherry lime they are good so I drank it all and went to kill some hobos I went to the store and stole a Deadpool 2 costume the costume was real It had real guns and swords I had put the real costume on and went to fight the hobos looked ugly and onion looking head’s they sounded like a zombie, after that, I had been chased by hobos and I had noticed the hobos from the morning that woke up were zombies everyone had guns now we were all killing the hobo zombies the hobos got sick last night and all of this happened reborn was the biggest zombie because he was the king of hobos. Some hobo zombies were killing u.s army and navy and some other people u.s army and navy were tired and some were dead that night It was super scary because there were zombies and we were shooting almost all the zombies died by now we stood awake it was 3:00 a.m. we heard some screaming and the lights had gone off we saw some ghouls and ghosts we got scared and shot one guy got dragged away and died screaming then some hobo zombies killed people and some u.s army and navy shot them too. All the zombies were dead because a lot of people helped and a lot of ghouls and ghosts died because the ghouls and ghosts would die if we killed all the hobo zombies I had to kill some too but just that moment we did not know hobo reborn was still alive I shot him and stabbed him he looked ugly suddenly everyone was shooting some hobo zombies woke up again about ten or twenty woke up again reborn was a zombie but he still was drinking beer I stabbed him in his head and shot him in his head too. some people had shotguns everyone shot at the same time reborn’s head blew and fell he had died we shot some zombies with shotguns finally it was morning we had spent all night killing hobo zombies all the city were crushed and with fire we went to our houses and some people stood without home’s they turned out to be homeless people therefore whenever there were homeless people the u.s navy and also the u.s army came and killed them the hobos screamed but not only screamed but died all shot and sliced finally the u.s army and also the u.s navy got tired of coming they did not come back however they just let hobos live on the streets afterwords the hobos now show middle fingers and drink beer,wine and also they smoke pot, weed and cigaret they stink like some raw poop they cause crime and delay some people still kill hobos like police guys sometimes shoot them now the hobos are still crazy but a lot more calm finally no one is killing the past was really crazy and ugly a lot of hobos drink beer and do nasty old stuff tammy is the worst one. However, I see a lot of hobos I feel bad about them.

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